Attack of the Forehead Redux!

By Manolo the Shoeblogger

Manolo says, Ayyyy!! Angelina Jolie is developing the dreaded Kidman Chrome Dome!


13 Responses to “Attack of the Forehead Redux!”

  1. The Bombshell Says:

    What causes this? It’s super creepy! I wish she would eat something.

  2. The Thoughtful Dresser Says:

    What a ravishingly beautiful voluptuous woman who anyone would want to leave Jennifer Aniston for.

  3. Phyllis Says:

    It looks to me like her hair is falling out because she has lost so much weight.

  4. Manolo the Shoeblogger Says:

    The Manolo suspects the recent browlift combined with the baleful effects of botox, and possibly mild malnutrition.

  5. The Betsy Says:

    While you are inclined to call it a forehead, I am more of the opinion that is is a bit like a five-head.

    Just sayin’…

  6. Anna Says:

    I really don’t get this – she used to be my girl crush girl! Why doesn’t she eat and age normally? She didn’t need botox and surgery.

  7. long island Says:

    OK I am going to brag on myself.

    I am 12 years older than Angelia and I now look younger than her.

    Maybe I should start selling my beauty and anti-aging secrets. I always try to get 7-8 hours sleep, I eat food (the stuff that you actually chew) … usually 2-3 x a day and I go to the gym 3x a week. Based on this schedule I could set up a spa for stars. Charge them 10k a week, they could follow me around doing what I do, eating my food and following my “workout” routine. Angelia can stay in my spare bedroom and in a week or two I would have her looking good again. However she would lose the revenue of her forehead advertising space.

  8. Pam Walter Says:

    Whoa! What’s wrong with this picture? I think you’re right, Manolo, it looks like she is not healthy.

  9. JK Says:

    Just a thought – sometimes men are attracted to women for their personality, not just because they’re ravishingly beautiful or voluptuous. Big ol’ forehead and all.

  10. Kate B. Says:

    Bravo, JK! Thanks for being the voice of reason.

  11. Chiken Says:

    JK – I think The Thoughtful Dresser was not being literal but was instead referring to all of the horrible comments in the media about how, of course Brad left Jennifer for Angelia, she’s so sexy, etc. etc.

  12. DesignerWomensShoes Says:

    Umm, I used to have the biggest crush on her. I even told the wife just a couple of weeks ago that Angelina was a sexy vamp. Thanks, Manolo….that pic just changed me lol! She’s aging too fast. Angelina, do something!!!

  13. Maryndave Says:

    That’s Angelina Jolie? That’s spooky. As my mother would have said, “she needs to eat something.”

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