Oh Noes!! Madonna and Jesus Luz Call it Quits!
Manolo says, in perhaps the saddest and most unexpectedest news since the Fall of Rome, the timeless romance of the ageless pop-goddess Madonna and her one true love, Brazilian philosopher and savant, Jesus Luz, has come to the close.
Oh Manolo, the rollover caption made me spew coffee all over my monitor. Priceless!
If they don’t want that cute little dog I’ll take it.
Madonna has a Bichon!
“the saddest and most unexpectednest news since the Fall of Rome.”
Good call, sir.