Stella McCartney Mutant Birken-Heels Monster

Manolo says, perhaps it is time for the Manolo to revive the Gallery of the Horrors

Stella McCartney Cork and Faux Leather SandalsStella McCartney Cork and Faux Leather Sandals

These are not just the simple Birkenstocks-which-have-mated-with-stilettos-thus-violating-all-that-is-holy , but rather the pleather Birkenstocks-meets-the-stilettos, and not just made-from-faux-leather Birken-stilettos, but also the $625 fake leather, mutant Birken-heels.

Meanwhile, back on planet Earth, $625 American dollars can get you these….

Jimmy Choo Suave Satin Sandals

The Jimmy Choo Suave Satin Sandals, with almost enough change left over to buy these…

Elie Tahari Carlise Flat Sandal

The Elie Tahari Carlise flat sandals.

Of the course, the Manolo would never object to paying this much for beautiful shoes. But for ugly shoes which pay homage to the crunchy granola shoes for pretentious peasants, and which are made of petroleum by-products? Never!

Via the New York Daily News

15 Responses to “Stella McCartney Mutant Birken-Heels Monster”

  1. nutmeg April 8, 2010 at 9:38 am #

    Saw these on net-a-porter a few days ago and just about had a heart attack!

  2. Sarah April 8, 2010 at 10:00 am #

    I was going to say the birken-stiletto was someone’s idea of a joke, but it appears that, sadly, they are all too serious. What is this world coming to??

  3. Christine April 8, 2010 at 12:10 pm #

    Oh yes, straight to the Gallery of the Horrors!

  4. Vicki April 8, 2010 at 12:36 pm #

    Quel horror! Looks like a Dr. Scholl-Moreau hybrid.

  5. Jenne April 8, 2010 at 1:41 pm #

    I hate to say it, but my general experience has been Stella McCartney=tacky. Remember the Oscar dress she designed for Kate Hudson?

    http://www.nowmagazine.co.uk//imageBank/k/Kate-Hudson82.jpg

  6. Phyllis April 8, 2010 at 1:53 pm #

    Yes to the Gallery of Horrors with them!

  7. texasexile April 8, 2010 at 2:21 pm #

    Is there a basement in the Gallery of Horrors? If so, these belong there.

  8. Letizia Sung April 8, 2010 at 2:28 pm #

    Dios mio! Off with their heads! I mean heals.

  9. Lisa April 8, 2010 at 3:02 pm #

    Those Tahari slides are too damn cute for words!!!

  10. rainebeaux April 8, 2010 at 6:12 pm #

    O_o

    GAAAAHHH!!!

    The Rainebeaux, she weeps profusely…and may need the therapy (regular and retail)!

    ____

    Uh, add my vote for Gallery of the Horrors. *goes off to look at bunnies*

  11. daisyj April 8, 2010 at 8:03 pm #

    I am trying, and failing, to figure out where one might be expected to wear these. A black-tie sit-in? The gala opening of a new Whole Foods? To your second job as Gaia “Hot Mama” Earth, the eco-friendly stripper?

  12. LaHolandaisa April 9, 2010 at 10:37 am #

    Sheeeshhh some sizes have sold out… what a crazy world!

  13. ChaChaHeels April 9, 2010 at 11:29 am #

    Shut up, Stella McCartney.

  14. Miss Sixty Spring Summer April 12, 2010 at 3:07 am #

    So so wrong. 625 dollars for this type of stuff?

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