Gwen Stefani’s Sex Kitten Gone Wrong Look
N.B. Guest post by Steven Cojocaru. Read more at Cojo’s blog CojoStyle.
I get so completely crushed when one of my fashion faves fails, I can barely muster up the strength to flatiron my gorgeous hair (but somehow I do). So you can imagine the meltdown I’m having seeing my glorious Gwen Stefani in such a catastrophic outfit. I’m not feeling the cheesy bra and see-through top mix, or the rest of the labored sex kitten head-to-toe black get-up. Stefani looks to me like a pallbearer at a Playmate of the Year’s funeral.
PS. Gwen’s completely plain ‘let’s go bowling’ shoes are making me have to breathe into a brown paper bag.
Given the description, I’m rather glad my monitor isn’t showing me all the gory details. She usually at least has the hair under control better.
Are those…tap pants? Pass me that brown paper bag. In fact, I’ll trade (p.s., mine has gin in it)
Welcome to the Manolosphere!
Miss Plumcake
Manolo for the Big Girl
Good gravy, she’s a mess. And it’s a shame, because Ms. Stefani usually looks fabulous.
Plumcake, I think those are pre-90′s running shorts…AKA what passed for gym shorts back when I was in high school, only more rayony.
(And the first guest post does not disappoint! Welcome, sir!)
She’s one hot mess here. Shorts are a scourge on fashion! (There, I’ve said it.)
For some reason, her entire ensemble looks as if it could be purchased at WalMart, right down to the bracelets.
We’re excited to have you here, Cojo!
Glinda (from Teeny Manolo)
Er, that is if I can call you Cojo, Mr. Cojocaru, sir.