Kneel Before Cavalli!

Roberto Cavalli  Spider Web Sandals  NPS260-PN055

Manolo says, these super fantastic Roberto Cavalli spider lady shoes would be absolutely perfect if you were the statuesque, raven-haired beauty, who wished to cause mayhem on the global level, perhaps by subjugating the Earth to the whims of General Zod.

But, only after you had the makeover that brought your wardrobe into the 21st century…

Kneel Before Ursa!  She Will Be Wearing Cavalli!

Girlfriend, those jodhpurs are doing your hips no favors. The Manolo is thinking the skin-tight catsuit for Ursa, black on black, with only these Cavalli shoes as accent.

4 Responses to “Kneel Before Cavalli!”

  1. RZS April 13, 2010 at 7:09 pm #

    I love this! I recognized the Superman quote even before I scrolled down to see the superfantastic Ursa (who nonetheless requires a fashion makeover).

  2. raincoaster April 14, 2010 at 12:28 am #

    So rare that I actually LIKE a Cavalli. But this, I like.

  3. speasummerlin April 14, 2010 at 3:19 am #

    Jodphurs are just NEVER flattering……

  4. angelhair April 14, 2010 at 2:09 pm #

    I have nothing to say about Zod or Superman or jodphurs but those spiderweb shoes are breathtaking.