Dinner with Karl Lagerfeld

N.B. Guest post by Steven Cojocaru. Read more at Cojo’s blog CojoStyle.

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Karl Lagerfeld, one of my biggest idols, arrived at a dinner for Ralph Lauren in Paris turned out in a dandy and dramatic look which I LOVE. The Chanel designer looks like the owner of a Parisian male escort service crossed with an Egyptian mummy. I can picture him going back to his tomb after the party, slipping into a fabulous duchess satin sleeping gown, and dealing with all the Pharaohs risen from the dead to beg him for a 30 percent discount at Chanel. Now remember these words from your fashion guru Cojo: There is Chanel and then everything else. To own a Chanel quilted bag is like having your cherry popped. I recommend turning tricks or stealing Sudafed and starting a meth lab so you can buy one.

9 Responses to “Dinner with Karl Lagerfeld”

  1. patni April 15, 2010 at 11:40 am #

    Sorry, but eeewww. There was coco… and then there was a mess.
    I would knock him down in the street for those gloves though.

  2. raincoaster April 15, 2010 at 12:05 pm #

    Those gloves look like they’re made from novelty dinosaur-hide condoms.

  3. Manolo the Shoeblogger April 15, 2010 at 12:59 pm #

    Comments like that is the reason why the Manolo adores the Raincoaster.

  4. SuperiorSoles April 15, 2010 at 2:32 pm #

    Yeah.. I gotta have some of those gloves

  5. patni April 15, 2010 at 2:34 pm #

    Raincoaster, you say that like it is a bad thing. As long as they are studded for my pleasure, i am all for them.

  6. Munich shoes April 16, 2010 at 4:30 am #

    Yes,he is cool.I like him

  7. gemdiva April 16, 2010 at 7:03 am #

    Mmmmm, to own a Chanel quilted bag has been the lifelong aspiration of the Gemdiva. I would surrender body parts (not necessarily my own, of course) to own one.

  8. catfriend April 16, 2010 at 1:06 pm #

    Is it just me, or does he appear to have studied the costumes of stereotypical late 19th century vampires? Oh…wait…it’s not a costume, is it?

  9. Pepsi Moxy April 27, 2010 at 11:12 am #

    Hilarious writing! I belly laughed twice over this! Brilliant