Dinner with Karl Lagerfeld
N.B. Guest post by Steven Cojocaru. Read more at Cojo’s blog CojoStyle.
Karl Lagerfeld, one of my biggest idols, arrived at a dinner for Ralph Lauren in Paris turned out in a dandy and dramatic look which I LOVE. The Chanel designer looks like the owner of a Parisian male escort service crossed with an Egyptian mummy. I can picture him going back to his tomb after the party, slipping into a fabulous duchess satin sleeping gown, and dealing with all the Pharaohs risen from the dead to beg him for a 30 percent discount at Chanel. Now remember these words from your fashion guru Cojo: There is Chanel and then everything else. To own a Chanel quilted bag is like having your cherry popped. I recommend turning tricks or stealing Sudafed and starting a meth lab so you can buy one.
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patni 15 years ago
Sorry, but eeewww. There was coco… and then there was a mess.
I would knock him down in the street for those gloves though.
raincoaster 15 years ago
Those gloves look like they’re made from novelty dinosaur-hide condoms.
Manolo the Shoeblogger 15 years ago
Comments like that is the reason why the Manolo adores the Raincoaster.
SuperiorSoles 15 years ago
Yeah.. I gotta have some of those gloves
patni 15 years ago
Raincoaster, you say that like it is a bad thing. As long as they are studded for my pleasure, i am all for them.
Munich shoes 15 years ago
Yes,he is cool.I like him
gemdiva 15 years ago
Mmmmm, to own a Chanel quilted bag has been the lifelong aspiration of the Gemdiva. I would surrender body parts (not necessarily my own, of course) to own one.
catfriend 15 years ago
Is it just me, or does he appear to have studied the costumes of stereotypical late 19th century vampires? Oh…wait…it’s not a costume, is it?
Pepsi Moxy 15 years ago
Hilarious writing! I belly laughed twice over this! Brilliant