Paris Hilton: The Magic of Foundation Garments

By Manolo the Shoeblogger

Paris Hilton: Now You See It!Now You Don't

Manolo says, one of these things is not like the others.

P.S. These photos were taken on consecutive days last week.


11 Responses to “Paris Hilton: The Magic of Foundation Garments”

  1. Jenifersf Says:

    Bwahaha, damn, that pink bikini makes her boobs look so tiny! ;)

  2. Glinda Says:

    Either that or the magic of double-sided tape.

  3. Miss Janey Says:

    MIss J thinks the word “magic”, like “classy”does not belong in the any sentence that contains the name “Paris Hilton”…

  4. Robyn Marie's Shoe Closet Says:

    I think she looks ‘better’ with her smaller, natural sized chest.

  5. Dani Says:

    There must be some type of hydraulics involved in this.

  6. SusanC Says:

    Shouldn’t that caption be “2 of these things aren’t like the others?”

  7. sugarglider Says:

    Hmmm when wearing a bikini about town, wouldn’t one wear light strappy sandals rather than clod hopper minnie mouse pumps? e.g. Manolo’s recommended Max Kibardin Rosette sandals?

  8. Manolo the Shoeblogger Says:

    @Robyn Marie. Presumably, the cleavage picture is of her natural chest as it was taken only the day before bikini picture. Which is why the Manolo was intrigued by the possibility of the superior foundation garments. Although, he is willing to entertain the Glinda’s notion that gaffer’s tape was involved.

    @SusanC Ha! The Manolo completely missed this opportunity to make his joke at least 51% better.

    @sugarglider Yes, the Manolo also found the shoe choice puzzling. Kicky thongs, or the Kibardin sandals would have been better.

  9. Joan of Argghh! Says:

    The first pic looks like she caught those things in an elevator door.

  10. Martha Roop Says:

    We have been watching Paris Hilton’s BFF. Where do they get hold of these folks? They are from another world!

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