Baby Got Back
Manolo says, some things work on almost anyone. Some things only work on the skinny models. Some things work on no one.
Manolo says, some things work on almost anyone. Some things only work on the skinny models. Some things work on no one.
Manolo says, here are the few links which may perhaps amuse…
Manolo says, one of the Manolo’s internet friends has asked the Manolo the question.
Dearest Manolo,
I have discovered the cleverly concealed portal to shoe paradise….Zappos Couture
My question is, can I wear these shoes and not fall over?
Besos,
Beth
Ayyyyy! The real question is not “could you”, but “should you”!
On the one of the hands, this shoe is so wonderfully hilarious and unusual that you would feel bouyant all day long.
On the other of the hands, small children and drunken men would point and laugh at you, which you may, or may not enjoy.
On the third of the hands, this is not the elegant or understated shoe, indeed, it is comical and lighthearted.
On the fourth of the hands: “Would the Jackie O. wear these?” asks the Manolo. “Who?” replies the girl who would consider wearing them.
On the fifth of the hands, the Manolo prefers the white version to the black, because the marbling effect shows up so much better.
On the sixth of the hands, if you were to attempt these shoes, you would have to carefully examine your wardrobe and self. These are such particular examples of the VIvienne Westwoodian world. Obviously the girl who wears Vivienne Westwood is the sort of girl who wears Vivienne Westwood.
Manolo says, the Manolo takes this opportunity to politely remind you that he has started the Facebook group dedicated to convincing the producers of Glee that they should cast Taiwanese Susan Boyle (only better!) Lin Yu Chun as the Foreign Exchange Student.
Please be so kind as to think of joining this group, and suggesting to your friends that they should also join.