La Duquesa de Wildenstein

The Duchess of Alba, Doña Maria del Rosario Frankenstein

Manolo says, traditionally, Halloween is not the Spanish holiday.

Put the candle in this and put it on the porch.

Like the aging Hollywood starlets, the Spanish nobility (and one does not get more nobley than the Duchess de Alba), does not hesitate to get the disfiguring plastic surgery.

14 Responses to “La Duquesa de Wildenstein”

  1. LaLarson April 30, 2010 at 2:20 pm #

    Yikes!

  2. Paul Green April 30, 2010 at 2:42 pm #

    Oh my God!

  3. Victor April 30, 2010 at 2:48 pm #

    Hail, king! For so thou art: behold where stands
    The usurper’s curs’d head!

    That’s what the second picture reminds me of, anyway.

  4. Phyllis April 30, 2010 at 3:01 pm #

    This will haunt me in my dreams!

  5. Sarah April 30, 2010 at 3:10 pm #

    Oh, dear. She needs to go join the Crypt Keeper with Karl Lagerfeld. Yikes!

  6. klee April 30, 2010 at 4:03 pm #

    You have GOT to start warning people! This is the second time recently you’ve frightened the bejesus out of me (see also the 4/22 post)

  7. Chuck Strogish May 1, 2010 at 2:33 am #

    Her credit card swipes her!

  8. theDiva May 1, 2010 at 8:47 am #

    My nine year old daughter said, “WHOA. She needs a makeover!”

  9. Anonymous May 2, 2010 at 12:41 am #

    Quick throw water on it!

  10. Glinda May 2, 2010 at 1:39 am #

    Even the mantilla cannot distract us enough from the face!

    And, Victor said it perfectly.

  11. Fausta May 2, 2010 at 7:17 pm #

    Whoa!
    I wonder what her ancestor (and maybe even this perhaps-ancestor would say about that.

  12. emma May 3, 2010 at 8:56 am #

    Poor lady. Thats a tipical abuse from medical science. And finally could reflect her soul.

  13. Risk and Compliance May 3, 2010 at 10:51 pm #

    I am sorry but I really need to say that she scare me…I gonna have nightmare tonight.

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