Madonna: Designer Eyepatch, Airbrushed Edition

Manolo says, ayyyy! As if to prove the point about the return of the designer eyepatch

An Eyepatch, Brass Knuckles, and Photoshop = Madonna

Taken from the brand new Interview magazine piece, in which the Madonna waxes philosophical about life and death while fellating the medium-sized crucifix.

The good news is that the Madonna is no longer focusing on her music. The bad news is that she is focusing on making the movie…

…about Edward Windsor and Wallis Simpson.

9 Responses to “Madonna: Designer Eyepatch, Airbrushed Edition”

  1. raincoaster May 6, 2010 at 12:28 am #

    She’s too masculine to play Edward!

  2. Fausta May 6, 2010 at 7:36 am #

    Aaayeee, maties! It’s Talk Like A Pirate day!!!

  3. C.P. May 6, 2010 at 9:26 am #

    Hmmm…Madonna as an emasculating shrew with far too much money and time on her hands, marrying a British man that she doesn’t respect or even much like, and spending the rest of her life attempting to be officially proclaimed royalty…

    It’s just so unlike her.

  4. The gold digger May 6, 2010 at 9:34 am #

    A class act, that Madonna. Her mother would be so proud.

  5. Miss Janey May 6, 2010 at 2:53 pm #

    …won’t someone PLEASE remind her SHE CAN’T ACT!!!

  6. clea walford May 6, 2010 at 11:51 pm #

    that is true, she simply can’t act.

  7. mike d May 7, 2010 at 2:06 am #

    Shorten your negative responces down to “I am bitter”…saves space

  8. Glenn Froloff May 11, 2010 at 2:06 pm #

    I love your blog. I just read that Madonna announced she is giving music a rest, saying she doesn’t have the “time or energy” to sing. Interesting! What do you think about that?

  9. dripable.com November 10, 2011 at 11:01 pm #

    I agree completely…

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