Manolo the Columnist: Court by Stuart Weitzman

Manolo says, here is the Manolo’s latest column for the Express of the Washington Post.

Dear Manolo,

I have a question about shoe etiquette. I recently attended a funeral for a work acquaintance, and was shocked to see that many of the younger women present were wearing sandals. I’ve always assumed that this was inappropriate. Your thoughts?

Helen

Manolo says, frankly, the ways of the modern world continue to disappoint and frighten the Manolo, and nothing moreso than the casual manner in which we now treat all of the most important events in our lives.

All except for the weddings, that is, which are now routinely celebrated with bumptiously grandiose ceremonies worthy of the Mughal emperors. Unfortunately, everything else, from the weekly worship services, to the christenings, to the funerals, is attended by gangs of people dressed as if they were heading out for the day at the theme park, in khaki shorts, novelty t-shirts, sandals and fanny packs.

And although it is now no longer strictly necessary to wear the black clothing to the funerals, one should still always dress in the respectful manner, in modest clothing and muted colors, and with the closed-toe shoes on the feets. Leave the cleavage, both bosom and toe, for your next trip the disco. It is important to remember that you are not the focus of this event.

Here is the Court from Stuart Weitzman, the simple, respectful shoe, suitable for this solemn occasion.

Court by Stuart Weitzman

4 Responses to “Manolo the Columnist: Court by Stuart Weitzman”

  1. angelhair July 23, 2010 at 1:46 pm #

    Oh dear Manolo, you are such a source of wisdom and propriety! Thank you for this.

  2. Theresa July 24, 2010 at 1:31 pm #

    I once saw a girl (the girlfriend of a nephew of the deceased) come to the family gathering the night before a funeral in a Hooters t-shirt. Disappointing and frightening INDEED.

  3. Lisa July 26, 2010 at 2:34 am #

    Holy moly! I can’t believe that this even needed to be discussed! The Manolo is, of course, right about the weddings taking on ridiculous proportions as well as everything else become degraded and casual.

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