Cameron Diaz: Mission Improbable

By Manolo the Shoeblogger

Cameron Diaz looking foolish in Vionnet Resort 2011

Manolo says, your mission, Ms. Vionnet, should you decide to accept it, is to embarrass the middle aged starlet using only the dinner napkin and the plastic bin liner.









12 Responses to “Cameron Diaz: Mission Improbable”




  1. LaLarson Says:

    Yikes! She’s so shiny!




  2. SusanC Says:

    She needs a shower, some powder, and a decent dress.

    But since when is 38 middle aged? She’s 4 years younger than Hugh Jackman.




  3. Dani Says:

    Yes, I agree, SusanC. Even if she were middle-aged, she basically looks great- the problem is her rather odd presentation.




  4. raincoaster Says:

    AND the support hose. You forgot that.

    38 is exactly middle-aged, if the average life expectancy for a woman is 76.




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  6. sheri Says:

    She has such great legs. I actually have no problem with the outfit.

    But her face, what happened to her face? I honestly thought the Manolo misidentified her – she doesn’t look like Cameron Diaz anymore. (That’s the real symptom that she believes herself to be middle-aged).




  7. Lisa Says:

    That’s a lovely top. I wonder where the pants went.




  8. Chicklet Says:

    Yes, Cameron, we get it: You have nice legs. Yawn.




  9. ryan Says:

    Something’s not right with her lately, she typically looks great. And why on earth are her legs so shiny?




  10. Little Red Says:

    This would be scary on someone half her age. Her age has nothing to do with it.




  11. Lilly Munster Says:

    I can’t believe that outfit is all she could come up with, eewwww.
    Legs like that deserve better.




  12. merry Says:

    wow.She has such great legs. I actually have no problem with the outfit.




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