Cameron Diaz: Mission Improbable

Cameron Diaz looking foolish in Vionnet Resort 2011

Manolo says, your mission, Ms. Vionnet, should you decide to accept it, is to embarrass the middle aged starlet using only the dinner napkin and the plastic bin liner.

12 Responses to “Cameron Diaz: Mission Improbable”

  1. LaLarson July 26, 2010 at 5:24 pm #

    Yikes! She’s so shiny!

  2. SusanC July 26, 2010 at 5:56 pm #

    She needs a shower, some powder, and a decent dress.

    But since when is 38 middle aged? She’s 4 years younger than Hugh Jackman.

  3. Dani July 27, 2010 at 12:04 am #

    Yes, I agree, SusanC. Even if she were middle-aged, she basically looks great- the problem is her rather odd presentation.

  4. raincoaster July 27, 2010 at 1:34 am #

    AND the support hose. You forgot that.

    38 is exactly middle-aged, if the average life expectancy for a woman is 76.

  5. sheri July 27, 2010 at 9:01 am #

    She has such great legs. I actually have no problem with the outfit.

    But her face, what happened to her face? I honestly thought the Manolo misidentified her – she doesn’t look like Cameron Diaz anymore. (That’s the real symptom that she believes herself to be middle-aged).

  6. Lisa July 27, 2010 at 10:16 am #

    That’s a lovely top. I wonder where the pants went.

  7. Chicklet July 27, 2010 at 11:07 am #

    Yes, Cameron, we get it: You have nice legs. Yawn.

  8. ryan July 28, 2010 at 12:44 am #

    Something’s not right with her lately, she typically looks great. And why on earth are her legs so shiny?

  9. Little Red July 28, 2010 at 10:35 pm #

    This would be scary on someone half her age. Her age has nothing to do with it.

  10. Lilly Munster August 3, 2010 at 3:49 pm #

    I can’t believe that outfit is all she could come up with, eewwww.
    Legs like that deserve better.

  11. merry August 8, 2010 at 11:53 pm #

    wow.She has such great legs. I actually have no problem with the outfit.


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