Alexander McQueen Lace Cutout Pumps for the Thursday
Manolo says, the weekend approaches and you are unprepared for romance! What better way to gird about your loins in super fantasticness than with something such as these ridiculously beautiful, ridiculously expensive, four-inch, lace-bedecked marvels from Alexander McQueen!
What is that you say?
“But Manolo, I live in the rural area and have no place to wear such beautiful shoes, worse, I only know the sort of men who appreciate mud bogging and buffalo wings, men whose idea of the fun night out includes too many pitchers of domestic beer and playing hick-hop music loudly on their truck stereos.”
To which the Manolo replies…
“Are you not woman? Can you not roar?”
As all the kids say…OMG!
Unless you wear your shoes in very nonstandard ways, they do not gird loins.
Don’t forget cow-tippin’
Re: “Girding about your loins”… I think the Manolo was being metaphorical. But, I could be wrong.
“Hick- Hop” music, I’ve never heard that before, too funny, I love it.
OMG…this post made my day and it’s only 5 am. Thanks Manolo!
Holy moley. Two dropped-jaws in two weeks. Those, sir, are incredibly hot.
want.