When The Back Porch Light Went On
Manolo says, finally, the Manolo has figured out what has been tipping over his garbage cans.
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2010 30
2010 30
Whose Shoes Wednesday…The Answer!
Manolo asked, whose shoes?
Manolo answers, it is the Ellen Page!
Congratulations to the Manolo’s internet friend, Marjorie, who was the first person to correctly identify this week’s pixyish personage of note.
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2010 29
2010 29
Aurele from Beverly Feldman On the Sale!
Manolo says, here is the Aurele from Beverly Feldman. The kicky ballerina flat with the charming little flower details that Manolo thinks would look most excellent with the black trousers.
This is the sort of shoe the Manolo considers the “transitional shoe,” something that will take you smoothly from the late summer into the early fall in the fine style. And look! It is on the sale, reduced $70 of the American dollars from its usual price.
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2010 28
2010 28
What is the Point of Being the Billionaire
Manolo says, yes, he was willing to spend the 100 millions dollars to get the job that pays $1 per year, but buy the new pair of shoes? That, apparently, is the extravagance too many for the Mayor Mike Bloomberg.
The two pairs of classic black loafers — one tasseled, the other penny loafers — predate his tenure as mayor and both are so well worn, with labels so long gone, that even Hizzoner himself can’t remember what brand they are.
“He could buy any shoes he wanted, but he likes these,” Loeser said. “They are comfortable, and they work, so he says there’s no need for a new pair.”
The mayor wears a 9EE, said exclusive shoe outfitter Allen Edmonds, which has sold Bloomberg several other pairs.
At least one of the pairs is likely a Cole Haan, shoe experts said.
The penny loafer looks like the “Dennehy,” an “old-school Italian leather [model] we specialized in for decades but discontinued” this year, said a longtime Cole Haan salesman at the chain’s Rockefeller Center branch. The shoe retails for $328.
Mike Bloomberg, Billionaire Man of the People, is pleased to see that the senior early bird special at Perkins this afternoon is all you can eat tilapia.
P.S. The tip of the hat to the Manolo’s friend, The Enabler
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2010 27
2010 27
Things That Frighten The Manolo: Alien Abduction
Manolo says, please, Manolo, do not be ridiculous. It is only the optical illusion.
There are no such things as the aliens who will suck you up into their spaceships with the tractor beams, where they will subject you to the intrusive probings with their grotesque and perverted appendages.
Surely there must be the more mundane explanation…perhaps at the Wikipedia…
Named for their alleged skin tone, “Greys” are most widely associated with the alien abduction phenomenon, wherein claimants allege that Greys are intelligent extraterrestrials who visit Earth and secretly perform medical experiments on humans they have temporarily kidnapped….A composite description derived from overlap in claims would have Greys as small bodied, sexless beings with smooth grey skin, enlarged head and large eyes.
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2010 24
2010 24
Manolo the Columnist: Avea from Circa by Joan & David
Manolo says, here is the Manolo’s latest column for the Express of the Washington Post.
Dear Manolo,
Has The Manolo forgotten (or is he ignoring) the fact that the world as we know it today is in a recession-depression? Most (nearly all) of the shoes The Manolo recommends to ladies in dire need of shoe advice are exorbitantly priced. I make nearly six figures and I, today, would not buy $300+ shoes just because it’s not smart. I’m not even sure I’d buy them if the economy was flush with buying power like it was, say, back in 2005 or 6. Perhaps The Manolo should consider shoes that are still stylish yet moderately priced and very well made.
Alicia
Manolo says, ayyyy! It is true, the Manolo is the dreamer who loves to consider the most beautiful shoes, regardless of the outrageous prices the designers would charge for them.
However, even as the Manolo dreams, he is not unsympathetic to the impoverished cries of his many friends. Indeed, he understands exactly what it is like to have to tighten one’s belt so tight that the buckle rubs up against the backbone, to be so poor that one must fashion one’s own super fantastic shoes out of the cardboard cartons from the Chinese takeout place in whose dumpster you dined the previous evening.
Of the course, it is best to look for the quality shoes on the sale, oftentimes, however, necessity demands stylish shoes when the pocketbook is at its thinnest. In such cases the Manolo would recommend something like the Avea by Circa from Joan and David, the reasonably priced shoe that stands out from the crowd.
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2010 23
2010 23
Blahnik Flower Toe Suede Pump to Welcome the Autumn
Manolo says, the Manolo will allow the Keats to speak for him…
Where are the songs of Spring? Ay, where are they?
Think not of them, thou hast thy music too —
And what could be more lyrically beautiful than autumnal suede pumps from the Maestro Manolo Blahnik?
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2010 23
2010 23
Oktoberfest – The Parasites Come Out
Manolo says, Nein, nein, das ist nicht nur eine brezel und bier. Das ist eine brezel und bier mit einem “famewhore”.
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2010 23
2010 23
Whose Shoes Wednesday…The Answer
Manolo asked, whose shoes?
Manolo answers, it is the Zooey Deschanel!
Congratulations to the Manolo’s internet friend, Retna, who was the first to correctly identify this week’s quirkily-quirky personage of note.
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2010 22
2010 22
Things That Make The Manolo Sad: Hasselhoff Voted Off
Manolo says, not only must the magnificent Hasselhoff endure the public tauntings of these lesser talents, the judges (‘the potpourri of insanity?”), but to be the very first person voted off of the island? Such indignities are almost too much to bear!
