The Manolo Twitters

Manolo says, here is the briefest taste of what you are missing if you are not following the 140-character musings of the Manolo on Twitter.

Ayyyy! Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhall are the “hot item”!! He squeezed her hand in the brotherly fashion!!!

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Perhaps the best remade music video ever… http://bit.ly/aefsIH

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Madonna is to Lady Gaga as the Shark is to the Clown Fish.

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Jake Gyllenhaal and Taylor Swift, it is like Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, without the crazy.

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So you can be like the tiny glittery linebacker? RT @LuckyMagazine: Why You Should Wear Shoulder Pad Sweater Like Kim Kardashian http://ow.ly/19D81h

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Jake Gyllenhaal &Taylor Swift = Rock Hudson & Doris Day, without the burning passion.

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Madonna is to Laday Gaga as the Mongol Hordes are to the Key West Gay Pride Parade.

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Katy Perry and Russell Brand are our generations new Pierre and Marie Curie!

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9 Year Old Girls, Miley Cyrus, and the Stripper Pole…what could possibly go wrong? http://bit.ly/9KP8oU #MileyCyrus

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For the people who love crafts: Scrapbooking with Johnny Rotten…http://bit.ly/c6bhGt #punk

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Katy Perry and Russell Brand got married in the Hindu ceremony? What, was the Ugaritic Temple of Baal all booked up?

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Utterly Hilarious posting from one of the Manolo’s internet friends: Putin’s “Bitch Please Face”.. http://bit.ly/aLeCK9

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Ayyy! Katy Perry & Russell Brand just got married…they are like this generation’s Nefertiti and Amenhotep IV!

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Madonna is to Lady Gaga, as Nosferatu is to the Cookie Monster.

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One Response to “The Manolo Twitters”

  1. Rhea October 28, 2010 at 1:48 am #

    Seriously? Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal? Come on, we don’t need another strange Hollywood couple!