Alexander McQueen Open-Toed Ankle Boots For the Monday

Manolo says, it is Monday and you are back at your desk both exhausted and filled with candy, principally the Snickers, with the miscellaneous assortment of Skittles, Runts, Jolly Ranchers and Tootsie Rolls filling the smaller spaces in your digestive tract.

Frankly, you are agitated, your mind filled with many questions, for the example:

Query: When did the full-sized candy bar become the mark of civic generosity?

Query: Does your insistence on handing out the “Fun Size” bars of candy mean you are the bad person whose shrubbery and home should be covered in toilet paper?

Query: Were you wrong to scowl ferociously at the three hulking teenagers who came to the door late in the evening dressed as Juggalos? Did you not drop the single fun-sized Baby Ruth into each of their bulging pillowcases, despite the distaste you felt?

Query: How difficult is to get congealed egg yolk off of your automobile?

You know what it is you need now?

Shoes!

Alexander McQueen Open Toed Ankle Boots

Look! Here is the strikingly original Chinese-basket-esqe open-toed platform ankle boots from Alexander McQueen.

Exactly what is needed to erase the bitter taste of post-Halloween shame

6 Responses to “Alexander McQueen Open-Toed Ankle Boots For the Monday”

  1. LaLarson November 1, 2010 at 2:06 pm #

    Last night, the worst was the 11-year-old boy dressed like a “pimp”, accompanied by his 6-year-old sister dressed as the “ho”.

    What are you thinking, people!

  2. Dani November 1, 2010 at 2:39 pm #

    All the kids were quite cute, but Thomas the Tank Engine accidentally fell into the shrubbery by the steps. I gave him an extra candy bar for his trouble.

  3. womenssteeltoeboots November 2, 2010 at 1:41 pm #

    These boots look like Lady Gaga boots !
    Truly an eye catcher if you ask me..
    Love the details though at the base..
    Thanks for sharing.,

  4. Tapping Therapy November 2, 2010 at 9:41 pm #

    This ankle boots are stunning! Love the spray effect and details on the shoes’ base. Total eye candy!

  5. Merrin November 4, 2010 at 12:38 am #

    Open toed boots are the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen. So low on the practical scale as to not be there. Geeze….

  6. Michelle November 12, 2010 at 3:21 pm #

    Love this boot. I still sigh in mourning on a daily basis over the loss of McQueen…