What is Happening at Lanvin?

Manolo asks, what is happening at the Lanvin?

The torturing of the models with the agonizing shoes

Lanvin designer Alber Elbaz recently explained that he had to scrap a lot of the heels in his spring 2011 show because “We did the rehearsal and all of a sudden I saw the girls couldn’t walk. I saw the agony in their faces. They were shaking; they looked like alcoholic girls.”

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The release of the frightening and nightmarishly surreal promotional video ..

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The normally adorable fashion director looking like Norman Bates’ chubby cousin.

Alber Elbaz Looking Like the Axe Murderer

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Dearest Alber, the Manolo must ask, is everything okay?

Wait the second, the Manolo seems to remember the picture from last year….


Alber Elbaz: Fear Eats the Soul!

Noooooooooo!

5 Responses to “What is Happening at Lanvin?”

  1. raincoaster November 9, 2010 at 8:39 pm #

    Strange: those heels are actually significantly lower than the ones on the catwalk the last few years. But when you weigh less than 100 lbs, it only takes the fumes off one glass of Champagne to get you tipsy.

  2. The Accidental Tangoiste November 9, 2010 at 10:07 pm #

    “Come play with us, Alber…”

  3. Sarah F November 10, 2010 at 4:11 am #

    That last picture is just creepy…

  4. Landel November 10, 2010 at 10:26 pm #

    True, the models seem to walk really awkward. However, the commercial was quite interesting. Good 4 minutes.

  5. Buttercup November 11, 2010 at 11:09 am #

    Where was the ocean of blood sweeping out of the elevator? And the creepy dead woman in room 237? Redrum, Mrs. Torrance!