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The Grey Ant Teva Stiletto; When Genetic Experiments Go Awry | Manolo's Shoe Blog

The Grey Ant Teva Stiletto; When Genetic Experiments Go Awry

Manolo says, The Teva-letto, it lives!

Grey Ant x Teva Stiletto Sandals

Here is the description from the people who have unleashed this monstrosity…

Teva, leader in the sport sandal industry is known for their innovation of performance products and advanced technologies in the footwear industry teamed up with Grey Ant, the two collide to bring you the best of both worlds.

If the Manolo might paraphrase: “Hey! You got peanut butter in my chocolate-covered-lutefisk!”

“But, Manolo, these sandals, they are so comfortable, I hardly notice that the demons that lives in the heels have compelled me to murder my family and bury their corpses in the azalea bushes along the fence.”

Astaroth has commanded that, this year, I plant Aunt Petunia.

Less monstrous than the Stella McCartney Birkenstiletto, yes or no?

7 Responses to “The Grey Ant Teva Stiletto; When Genetic Experiments Go Awry”

  1. ChaChaheels November 30, 2010 at 9:35 am #

    That is one ugly shoe. But it does improve when it’s covered with manure.
    As for McCartney’s pleather-pretentious whole design ouevre–she’s an example of how far you can go with no redeeming qualities, no talent, and unending sacks full o’ daddy + mummy’s cash.

  2. shuzluva November 30, 2010 at 10:26 am #

    Less monstrous if they aren’t charging $625 for it. But only for that reason.

    @ChaChaheels: your paragraph about McCartney? Brilliant. Thank you!

  3. Phyllis November 30, 2010 at 11:22 am #

    just what I need when I clean our chicken coop

  4. Klee November 30, 2010 at 12:05 pm #

    They all need to sit in the corner and think about the wrongness of their behavior

  5. Anna November 30, 2010 at 12:54 pm #

    The tan item in the foreground is completely inexcusable. But I can see a place for the less-prominently displayed B/W version – out at night in the summer, with the right little outfit, on the right young person – no, not elegant, but kicky, sexy fun…? Don’t all jump on me at once now!

  6. Miss Louisa November 30, 2010 at 8:08 pm #

    Hay que feos! Huacatelas!

  7. Michelle December 2, 2010 at 12:11 am #

    Someone. Better. Be. Getting. Fired. For. Those.

    @ChaChaheels, I too can’t stand Stella McCartney. It’s nice to hear someone else share my sentiments.