Senex Amator, Hefner Edition

No fool, like an old fool.

Crystal Harris and the corpse of her great-grandfather.

Manolo says, in today’s big news: Elderly Gentleman Hires Busty Home Health Aide.

Hugh Hefner’s Christmas was extra, extra jolly this year: He’s engaged again!

The Playboy founder, 84, is engaged to Crystal Harris, his 24-year-old girlfriend and Playmate, a Playboy rep confirms to UsMagazine.com.

Hefner first Tweeted about it on Sunday. “When I gave Crystal the ring, she burst into tears,” the Girls Next Door star wrote. “This is the happiest Christmas weekend in memory…I got what I was hoping for for Christmas…Crystal’s love.”

“and mashed peas, daggummit! Mashed peas and apple sauce and someone to help change my bed pans.”

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5 Responses to “Senex Amator, Hefner Edition”

  1. Jeannie Dahl December 26, 2010 at 10:09 pm #

    Ick. Hefner was always sort of skeevy. Age has not made him any less skeevy.

  2. ChaChaheels December 27, 2010 at 8:46 am #

    He has made a career out of Skeev. But, this girl is marrying him now as a Multi-millionaire Skeev. So I hope for her sake that she’s assured of at least half of his wealth.

  3. bijuterii December 27, 2010 at 10:59 am #

    She should know: she took him to be her husband to have and to hold from this day forward …in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish, until they are parted by death.

  4. Jenifersf December 27, 2010 at 1:16 pm #

    Holly Madison learns “I don’t want to get married” means “I don’t want to marry YOU”.

  5. Fausta December 27, 2010 at 3:21 pm #

    Ugh.
    Just “ugh”.