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Hugh Hefner’s Christmas was extra, extra jolly this year: He’s engaged again!
The Playboy founder, 84, is engaged to Crystal Harris, his 24-year-old girlfriend and Playmate, a Playboy rep confirms to UsMagazine.com.
Hefner first Tweeted about it on Sunday. “When I gave Crystal the ring, she burst into tears,” the Girls Next Door star wrote. “This is the happiest Christmas weekend in memory…I got what I was hoping for for Christmas…Crystal’s love.”
“and mashed peas, daggummit! Mashed peas and apple sauce and someone to help change my bed pans.”
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