Forever Lazy

By Manolo the Shoeblogger
January 13, 2011 in Bad Fashion with 21 Comments

Forever Lazy Pajamas

Pair With Crocs for Evening Wear Look.

Manolo says, yes, it has come to this. For the people who believe that readjusting the Snuggie when you move from the Barcolounger to the mobility scooter is too much work, comes the Forever Lazy, described as :”the one piece, lie around, lounge around, full body lazy wear!” (Please note that the exclamation mark is in the original, apparently the punctuational celebration of sloth rewarded.)

Put on the Crocs, and head out for the night on the town…Walmart, Applebys, Chuck E. Cheese. The world is your oyster!

Or, stay in and make the sloppy joes! Recline in front of the fire with the one you love; the romantic evening, just the two of you. When the Budweiserly nectar you have been sipping puts you and your partner in the mood, you shall really appreciate the front-and-back, double-zippered hatches!

The Forever Lazy Hatches

For Those Times When You Feel Romantic

Ayyyy! The guarantee of money back? Perfect! It is like the investment, even!

And now the Manolo must go back to bed, as it is raining and the Vandals are approaching Hippo.

P.S. Many thanks to the Manolo’s internet friend Anne for alerting him to this.

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21 Responses to “Forever Lazy”

  1. Anna @ShoeHunting January 13, 2011 at 12:45 pm #

    Wow, now that is special. Crocs are the PERFECT accompanying accessory for this lazy look! LOL

  2. deja pseu January 13, 2011 at 12:56 pm #

    The Decline of Western Civilization exemplified.

  3. Alell January 13, 2011 at 12:58 pm #

    That is tragic. Sweatpants and a sweatshirt are not lazy enough? And I am agog that they are truly suggesting that people should wear them outdoors, to games and social events. What is this lazy world coming to?

    • Don Rodrigo January 14, 2011 at 5:57 pm #

      Of course people will be wearing them in public! I fully expect to see a video of a brawl on a city bus by people wearing the damn things, they’ll be so ubiquitous.

  4. Rubiatonta January 13, 2011 at 1:41 pm #

    Thank you so much for the news bulletin, Dear Manolo. The Rubiatonta was not aware that Sloth had been excised from the Seven Deadly Sins.

    Virgen Santa!

  5. Fritinancy January 13, 2011 at 3:16 pm #

    Still too much work. I’m waiting till it comes with a catheter.

  6. Anne January 13, 2011 at 3:51 pm #

    Thanks, Manolo! I knew you’d enjoy this.

  7. marvel January 13, 2011 at 7:51 pm #

    Why not put little rubber-soled footies on them and complete the regression to childhood?

  8. caia January 13, 2011 at 8:11 pm #

    I’m not advocating wearing them in public, but… for those who are perpetually cold, I see no harm in wearing them in the privacy of one’s home. Basically in any situation where one would wear a bathrobe.

    And of course, there are many people who are not lazy, but ill; I suspect “Forever Lazy” works better as marketing than “Forever Sick” or “Here’s Something To Wear While You Recover From Surgery.”

    • Don Rodrigo January 14, 2011 at 6:00 pm #

      Hah! I intend to get some of these and wear them to bed! Won’t need blankets or sheets. As a typical man and a batchelor I’m entitled to this kind of creative laziness.

  9. PTL January 14, 2011 at 11:31 am #

    What? No diapers?

    • ice January 14, 2011 at 11:54 am #

      Combine rubber shoes, fleece and dry air and you asking for some serious static electricity shocks. Sit on a synthetic couch for that extra punch and you will start to dread touching anything that is electrically grounded. However they are quite attractive and I can’t wait to go outside in the neighborhood with mine.

  10. Alan K. Henderson January 14, 2011 at 1:16 pm #

    Barcolounger to the mobility scooter

    Coming next – the mobility Barcolounger!

  11. Thread Pirate January 14, 2011 at 2:28 pm #

    I had those as a kid back in the 60s but mine had a trap door in the back for those late night package drops ;)

  12. GregS January 14, 2011 at 3:08 pm #

    I want to run over those things with a Subaru.

  13. Madame Suggia January 14, 2011 at 4:54 pm #

    Truly, the end of days approaches. And not a moment too soon by the looks of things.

  14. E January 14, 2011 at 9:55 pm #

    Perfect for those days when you just can’t bear to put on your pajama jeans.

  15. Hannah October 15, 2011 at 11:37 pm #

    This is just fucking stupid.

  16. Anonymous December 2, 2011 at 9:37 pm #

    Sad we have to have flaps in the rear to make it easier to take a shit.

  17. Eric April 23, 2012 at 3:39 am #

    Who would wear this to a tail-gate party?