Forever Lazy

By Manolo the Shoeblogger
Forever Lazy Pajamas

Pair With Crocs for Evening Wear Look.

Manolo says, yes, it has come to this. For the people who believe that readjusting the Snuggie when you move from the Barcolounger to the mobility scooter is too much work, comes the Forever Lazy, described as :”the one piece, lie around, lounge around, full body lazy wear!” (Please note that the exclamation mark is in the original, apparently the punctuational celebration of sloth rewarded.)

Put on the Crocs, and head out for the night on the town…Walmart, Applebys, Chuck E. Cheese. The world is your oyster!

Or, stay in and make the sloppy joes! Recline in front of the fire with the one you love; the romantic evening, just the two of you. When the Budweiserly nectar you have been sipping puts you and your partner in the mood, you shall really appreciate the front-and-back, double-zippered hatches!

The Forever Lazy Hatches

For Those Times When You Feel Romantic

Ayyyy! The guarantee of money back? Perfect! It is like the investment, even!

And now the Manolo must go back to bed, as it is raining and the Vandals are approaching Hippo.

P.S. Many thanks to the Manolo’s internet friend Anne for alerting him to this.

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21 Responses to “Forever Lazy”

  1. Anna @ShoeHunting Says:

    Wow, now that is special. Crocs are the PERFECT accompanying accessory for this lazy look! LOL

  2. deja pseu Says:

    The Decline of Western Civilization exemplified.

  3. Alell Says:

    That is tragic. Sweatpants and a sweatshirt are not lazy enough? And I am agog that they are truly suggesting that people should wear them outdoors, to games and social events. What is this lazy world coming to?

  4. Don Rodrigo Says:

    Of course people will be wearing them in public! I fully expect to see a video of a brawl on a city bus by people wearing the damn things, they’ll be so ubiquitous.

  5. Rubiatonta Says:

    Thank you so much for the news bulletin, Dear Manolo. The Rubiatonta was not aware that Sloth had been excised from the Seven Deadly Sins.

    Virgen Santa!

  6. Fritinancy Says:

    Still too much work. I’m waiting till it comes with a catheter.

  7. Manolo the Shoeblogger Says:

    Ha! You have made the Manolo laugh!

  8. Anne Says:

    Thanks, Manolo! I knew you’d enjoy this.

  9. marvel Says:

    Why not put little rubber-soled footies on them and complete the regression to childhood?

  10. caia Says:

    I’m not advocating wearing them in public, but… for those who are perpetually cold, I see no harm in wearing them in the privacy of one’s home. Basically in any situation where one would wear a bathrobe.

    And of course, there are many people who are not lazy, but ill; I suspect “Forever Lazy” works better as marketing than “Forever Sick” or “Here’s Something To Wear While You Recover From Surgery.”

  11. Don Rodrigo Says:

    Hah! I intend to get some of these and wear them to bed! Won’t need blankets or sheets. As a typical man and a batchelor I’m entitled to this kind of creative laziness.

  12. PTL Says:

    What? No diapers?

  13. ice Says:

    Combine rubber shoes, fleece and dry air and you asking for some serious static electricity shocks. Sit on a synthetic couch for that extra punch and you will start to dread touching anything that is electrically grounded. However they are quite attractive and I can’t wait to go outside in the neighborhood with mine.

  14. Alan K. Henderson Says:

    Barcolounger to the mobility scooter

    Coming next – the mobility Barcolounger!

  15. Thread Pirate Says:

    I had those as a kid back in the 60s but mine had a trap door in the back for those late night package drops ;)

  16. GregS Says:

    I want to run over those things with a Subaru.

  17. Madame Suggia Says:

    Truly, the end of days approaches. And not a moment too soon by the looks of things.

  18. E Says:

    Perfect for those days when you just can’t bear to put on your pajama jeans.

  19. Hannah Says:

    This is just fucking stupid.

  20. Anonymous Says:

    Sad we have to have flaps in the rear to make it easier to take a shit.

  21. Eric Says:

    Who would wear this to a tail-gate party?

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