Sting and Trudie Kissing

The Sting and His Missus, Tongue Wrestling

Manolo says, part eleventy-hundred in the on-going series, the Death of Civilization

“When we see each other, it’s romance. I don’t think pedestrian sex is very interesting,” Sting says in the February issue of Harper’s Bazaar. “There’s a playfulness we have. I like the theater of sex. I like to look good. I like her to dress up. I like to dress her up.”

Don’t peg Sting as the romantic type, either: “We like tawdry,” he said.

Mission accomplished!

The Sting and Trudie, celebrity spokesmen for Viagra

The Sting and Trudie pose for the cover of the most depressing romance novel ever.

What makes this collection of the photos even better? They were taken by Terry Richardson!