Manolo says, in general, it was hard to find much serious fault with the outfits that this year graced the carpet of red at the Globes of Gold.
Did the Peg Bundy sew this herself?
No one wishes to say anything bad about America’s Most Wronged Sweetheart, but all the Manolo can think is, where is Sonny, 1967 Cher?
It is the elderly Mae West!
No, it is just Christina Aguilera, fallen from the great height and landing with the splat in early drag-queen middle age.
You know what would really be unusual and transgressive, Ms. Helena Bonham Crazy Lady?
You not showing up looking like the circus clown.
And the worstest of the worstest…
Ayyyy! She looks just like the Queen of the Continuing Education School Prom!