The Worst of the Globes of Gold!

Manolo says, in general, it was hard to find much serious fault with the outfits that this year graced the carpet of red at the Globes of Gold.


Katey Sagal at the Golden Globes in Douglas Hannant

Ayyyy! She just got the new sewing machine!

Did the Peg Bundy sew this herself?


Sandra Bullock at the Golden Globes in Jenny Packham

Shaggy Do!

No one wishes to say anything bad about America’s Most Wronged Sweetheart, but all the Manolo can think is, where is Sonny, 1967 Cher?


Christina Aguilera at the Golden Globes in Zuhair Murad

Salaciously Trashy.

It is the elderly Mae West!

No, it is just Christina Aguilera, fallen from the great height and landing with the splat in early drag-queen middle age.


Helena Bonham Carter at the Golden Globes in Vivienne Westwood

Manolo hears calliope music.

You know what would really be unusual and transgressive, Ms. Helena Bonham Crazy Lady?

You not showing up looking like the circus clown.

And the worstest of the worstest…

Natalie Portman at the Golden Globes in Viktor & Rolf

The good girl voted most likely to succeed, everyone felt sorry for her when she found herself in the 'family way'.

Ayyyy! She looks just like the Queen of the Continuing Education School Prom!