Meanwhile, One Terrorist Mastermind Remains at Large

 Cover it with choc'late and a miracle or two ...

Manolo says, chocolate has never looked so creepy.

Chocolate Rain: Some stay dry and others feel the pain.

At this point, the arrival of the SEAL Team 666 is the best we can hope for.

13 Responses to “Meanwhile, One Terrorist Mastermind Remains at Large”

  1. Sarah F May 3, 2011 at 2:13 pm #

    OMG…that is truly disturbing! SEALs in conjunction with Delta Force would be unable to properly deal with this- an exorcism might be more appropriate.

  2. Nancy May 3, 2011 at 2:55 pm #

    I didn’t think ANYTHING could put me off chocolate.

  3. Wendy May 3, 2011 at 5:35 pm #

    I am torn between laughing hysterically and crying hysterically, I think. The position of the chocolate dude. The wang Revello made of chocolate. The way he’s holding it. The way he has a chocolate package. The way he’s wearing tighty whities when clearly black bikinis are a better sartorial choice. The way Karl is leering at him. And at us. And grasping ChocoMan’s hand in pervy invitation. I… Oh, man. I can’t even.

  4. Wendy May 3, 2011 at 5:36 pm #

    Aw, the strikeout html doesn’t work here? Dangit. “wang” was meant to be struck out. Because I really did do a double take about the “ice cream bar”.

  5. raincoaster May 3, 2011 at 9:18 pm #

    Like I said on the food blog, it’s a shame about the skin condition.

  6. g-dog May 3, 2011 at 10:43 pm #

    Melts in your mouth — not in your hand…… and… eeewwwwww!

  7. Roger May 4, 2011 at 5:56 am #

    Homer Simpson’s head explodes…

  8. Maggie May 4, 2011 at 5:07 pm #

    Clearly he’s never heard the tale of Prince Pondicherry.

  9. Stosh2 May 5, 2011 at 2:48 pm #

    I thought that villain was killed long ago by James Bond.

  10. Virginia Postrel May 6, 2011 at 7:02 pm #

    But this interview is not so dumb: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVqgqzTUBxY

    • Manolo the Shoeblogger May 6, 2011 at 8:01 pm #

      The Manolo has never thought that the Evil One was “dumb”, indeed, he is perhaps one of the four or five smartest of the current designers (the small coterie to include both Miuccia Prada, PhD, and, strangely, Donatella Versace).

      The problem, here, is not the lack of intelligence.

  11. Banana May 7, 2011 at 5:41 am #

    And noone has yet noticed the mask on the wall – it might be Nigerian. I might raise the dead.
    Isn’t it pretty?
    Just the thought of the Rise of the Chocolate Toyboy is so much worse than any horror movie …