Meanwhile, One Terrorist Mastermind Remains at Large

By Manolo the Shoeblogger

 Cover it with choc'late and a miracle or two ...

Manolo says, chocolate has never looked so creepy.

Chocolate Rain: Some stay dry and others feel the pain.

At this point, the arrival of the SEAL Team 666 is the best we can hope for.


13 Responses to “Meanwhile, One Terrorist Mastermind Remains at Large”

  1. Sarah F Says:

    OMG…that is truly disturbing! SEALs in conjunction with Delta Force would be unable to properly deal with this- an exorcism might be more appropriate.

  2. Nancy Says:

    I didn’t think ANYTHING could put me off chocolate.

  3. erik nabler Says:


  4. Wendy Says:

    I am torn between laughing hysterically and crying hysterically, I think. The position of the chocolate dude. The wang Revello made of chocolate. The way he’s holding it. The way he has a chocolate package. The way he’s wearing tighty whities when clearly black bikinis are a better sartorial choice. The way Karl is leering at him. And at us. And grasping ChocoMan’s hand in pervy invitation. I… Oh, man. I can’t even.

  5. Wendy Says:

    Aw, the strikeout html doesn’t work here? Dangit. “wang” was meant to be struck out. Because I really did do a double take about the “ice cream bar”.

  6. raincoaster Says:

    Like I said on the food blog, it’s a shame about the skin condition.

  7. g-dog Says:

    Melts in your mouth — not in your hand…… and… eeewwwwww!

  8. Roger Says:

    Homer Simpson’s head explodes…

  9. Maggie Says:

    Clearly he’s never heard the tale of Prince Pondicherry.

  10. Stosh2 Says:

    I thought that villain was killed long ago by James Bond.

  11. Virginia Postrel Says:

    But this interview is not so dumb:

  12. Manolo the Shoeblogger Says:

    The Manolo has never thought that the Evil One was “dumb”, indeed, he is perhaps one of the four or five smartest of the current designers (the small coterie to include both Miuccia Prada, PhD, and, strangely, Donatella Versace).

    The problem, here, is not the lack of intelligence.

  13. Banana Says:

    And noone has yet noticed the mask on the wall – it might be Nigerian. I might raise the dead.
    Isn’t it pretty?
    Just the thought of the Rise of the Chocolate Toyboy is so much worse than any horror movie …

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