Manolo says, it is Monday and you are back at your desk, and ayyyyy! Look at all of the work that must be cleared away before you can go on the two week of the vacation.
Hurry! You must get to it before the big day arrives and you depart for two week of sun in the fun!
Of the course, you must also be certain to leave undone the few semi-important items which only you can do, so that your bosses and co-workers will realize that they cannot get along with out you. (Be sure also to hide at least one very important client file somewhere unlikely.) After all, the last thing you would want is for someone to realize the painful truth, that your position at the XYZ Corp could be filled by the well-trained orangutan.
But, do not worry. It is not your fault. Various studies over the last decade have proven that 87% of all private sector positions (and 98% of government jobs) could be done entirely by analog computers, greater apes and border collies.
“But, Manolo,” you are saying, “What about the robots?”
“Ha,” replies the Manolo, “what can the robot do that the Australian shepherd or the bonobo cannot?”
No, it is clear, the future belongs to the monkeys and the canids.
In the meantime, while you are waiting for our new animal overlords to take charge, here are the beautiful shoes…
Beautiful shoes, truly, they are what separate us from the beasts of the field!