Meanwhile, Aboard the Cruise Liner S.S. Grand Princess

Modern royalty, heh.

Manolo says, steward, when you are done escorting Ms. Wittstock to her table will you please bring the Manolo the gin rickey.

10 Responses to “Meanwhile, Aboard the Cruise Liner S.S. Grand Princess”

  1. Cris July 5, 2011 at 4:03 pm #

    Nice medals on his chest. I think I see the Combat Bunny Dip and the Order of Haute-Snoot.
    She’s from roller derby, right?

  2. Bronwyn July 5, 2011 at 5:14 pm #

    Not really surprising. Waiters’ costumes are, after all, copied from clothes worn by the “haut ton” in days gone by.

  3. Anony-non July 5, 2011 at 11:11 pm #

    Pardon me, but do you have Prince Albert in a tux?

  4. Paula Millers July 6, 2011 at 1:00 am #

    I like her dress. it look classic and simple pattern.

  5. Long Island July 6, 2011 at 7:02 am #

    I bet if you look close enough you can see the short leash Price Albert has Princess Charlene secured with.

  6. Rondi July 6, 2011 at 10:24 am #

    Long Island — yes, this story is creepy. Apparently, she tried to call off the wedding and her passport was kept from her.
    That said, I think “Princess Charlene” sounds like a Danielle Steel heroine or something.

  7. thea July 6, 2011 at 10:38 am #

    Gorgeous dress, but the color is – sad. It flatters neither her coloring or her tan and the color reads like an old crocheted doily from my auntie’s hope chest circa 1927.

    He is proof that people with money should be told that “yes you do have to make an effort – otherwise you deserve to be mocked”

  8. Marie July 6, 2011 at 12:20 pm #

    One-half of Prince Albert’s genes are Pure 100% Goddess, and this is what he does with them??

  9. Adriana July 6, 2011 at 12:40 pm #

    …fairly odd couple

  10. Virginia Postrel July 11, 2011 at 3:57 pm #

    Her right earring looks like a rainbow graphic. But that’s actually the cannon. (Now why a cannon looks like a rainbow graphic is another question.)