JUN
2012
19

Manolo’s Late Night Bargain: Dizzie from Charles by Charles David

Manolo says, here is Dizzie from Charles by Charles David, the classic suede pump that would look most super fantastic with the pencil skirt and the properly sassy attitude. Incredibly, they are selling for the mere $19.99, nearly 80% off of the regular price! Hurry!

JUN
2012
19

Kim Kardashian Compares Self to Virgin Mary

Manolo the Church Lady says, well, isn’t that special. The reality star, 31, compared herself to the Virgin Mary in an episode of “Keeping Up With The Kardashians” that aired Monday night. While at dinner, Kardashian expressed her interest in artificial insemination to a group of friends, including her sister Kourtney’s long-time boyfriend, Scott Disick. “I think if I’m 40 and I don’t have any kids and I’m not married, I would have a baby artificially inseminated,” she told Scott. “I would feel like Mary — like Jesus is my baby.” Allow the Manolo to suggest the more appropriate Biblical…

JUN
2012
19

Manolo Tuesday Miscellany

Manolo says, here are the few links which may amuse and/or delight… Not only could she be manipulative and destructive in matters of the heart, especially together with her companion Eros, but her domain extended far beyond desire and romance. . Truly bespoke shoes are like commissioned works of art, and as such, they are costly – Caroline’s prices start from £1800, but the results are absolutely stunning. . It has been quite disconcerting to observe the ease in which she has figured out all of the electronic devices in our home.

JUN
2012
19

Serafina from Loeffler Randall

Manolo says, here, to make up for the two previous posts, is the Serafina flat sandal from the Loeffler Randall, the charmingly yellow, summery, innocently cheerful sandal that can restore your faith in humanity and it its accomplishments. With these on your feets, how could you be anything less than happy?

JUN
2012
19

Jodie Marsh Scares the Normal People

Manolo says, speaking of the sort of peoples whose stage name might easily be Mercedes Luv, the Manolo presents to you the English media personality Jodie Marsh. (Imagine Tila Tequila without the talent.) And now, just by looking at the above picture, the Manolo encourages you to imagine what sort of shoes this person might wear to accentuate this outfit… The answer is below the fold…

JUN
2012
19

Shoe Personalities: Kenley Lace from Promiscuous

N.B. Psychologists have proven what we already know, shoe tell us much about the wearer… The Kenley Lace from Promiscuous, $48.99. Your stage name is Mercedes Luv, and you keep telling people that you are just doing this until you complete your phlebotomist certification. Although, who are you kidding? Right? On the good night you will bring home, what? $800, maybe more. And you really need that money. Mama can’t help you, her back all messed up like that, and Krystal’s baby-daddy, Ronny, is off somewhere, doing something, sending only half what the state says you deserve. So, each night,…

JUN
2012
19

What the Manolo Is…

Manolo says, it is Tuesday, time to see what the Manolo is… Reading… Listening to… Watching… The Manolo cannot recommend the new version of the Jane Eyre highly enough. It is moody, expressive, boldly funny, and completely worth your time. The Manolo suggests that after you watch the movie, you turn on the director’s commentary and watch it again, so as to appreciate Cary Fukunaga unconventionally sensitive artistic choices.