Shoe Personalities: Kenley Lace from Promiscuous

N.B. Psychologists have proven what we already know, shoe tell us much about the wearer

The Kenley Lace from Promiscuous, $48.99.

Kenley Lace from Promiscuous

Your stage name is Mercedes Luv, and you keep telling people that you are just doing this until you complete your phlebotomist certification.

Although, who are you kidding? Right?

On the good night you will bring home, what? $800, maybe more.

And you really need that money. Mama can’t help you, her back all messed up like that, and Krystal’s baby-daddy, Ronny, is off somewhere, doing something, sending only half what the state says you deserve.

So, each night, you get up on the stage, and dance, and take your clothes off, and men hand you money for doing that. But, it is not as bad as it sounds. You were a baton girl in high school, so you’re used to having people stare at you, and you figure you have only the couple more years before you will be too old to make any real money, and then you will have to quit, right?

3 Responses to “Shoe Personalities: Kenley Lace from Promiscuous”

  1. Jeanie Dahl June 19, 2012 at 2:23 pm #

    Manolo, these Shoe Personalities are brilliant. You need to do more and turn them into a book.

  2. Downunder Sugarglider June 20, 2012 at 9:32 am #

    Oh Manolo! What insight into your own personality you give us!