The Saddness of Ms. Jenner, Your 7th Grade Girls Gym Teacher

By Manolo the Shoeblogger

Manolo says, she was such the nice lady, the bit rough around the edges and liked to yell, yes, but fundamentally nice. And she could throw the softball! Ayyy! Like the cannon!

But then she got involved in the complicated relationship with this horrible overbearing person

I think we know who the 'man' is in this relationship.

With the screaming, and the manipulating, and the awful horrible children from the previous relationship. And frankly, the Ms. Jenner, she was the simple lady who liked sports, k.d. lang, and the occasional beer. She does not need all this drama queen nonsense.

Now, whenever you see her at your daughter’s school, she looks like she’s ready to break out in tears…

Will somone please give Bruce a hug.

And you just want to give her the hug, and tell her ditch that manipulative woman. But you cannot, because it is none of your business. So you keep your mouth shut and hope for the best.

P.S. For reference purposes..

Young Bruce Jenner, pre-plastic surgery

Ms. Jenner was mighty fine back in the day


8 Responses to “The Saddness of Ms. Jenner, Your 7th Grade Girls Gym Teacher”

  1. Jeannie Dahl Says:

    It really is sort of sad. He was so hunky back in the day.

  2. Comfort Shoe Lady Says:

    He’d be a handsome older man right now, if he had just let himself get, you know, older.

  3. The formerly shoe-obsessed Wayne Says:

    This show makes me grateful my cable company (Charter) deleted the E! Network from my basic cable package.

    I just don’t know how anyone with an IQ greater than their U.S. shoe size can watch these superficial clowns.

  4. Dawn Says:

    D-Listed nailed it–when E! signed the Kardashians, the execs went around saying “We Bought a Zoo!”

  5. long island Says:

    I was barely a teen when Bruce Jenner emerged on the scene. He was a national hero. Think about it … Bruce Jenner was a national hero! We all had crushes on him. There may have been a Bruce Jenner a lunch box. Oh and his very cute sweet all American blonde first wife. They were such an “it” couple. Their marriage survived all those years of sacrifice while Bruce trained and sadly dissolved when fame entered the picture.

    Then Bruce Jenner had what was left of his soul sucked out of him by Kris Kardashian. The rest of Jenner’s history is now played out for us on reality TV in gory detail.

  6. Bronwyn Says:

    I am unfamiliar with these people, being neither American nor a television watcher, but a quick look at Wikipedia would tend to indicate that the celebrity-mania tendencies originated in the Jenner family rather than in the Kardashians. He is a very odd looking man, but seems to have money-making abilities.

  7. Lilly Munster Says:

    Oh Manolo! Mr. Jenner is past sixty and there is a good chance he suffers from low testosterone levels. Let us show some respect for the former Olympian, please.

  8. Fausta Says:

    Whoa! The Bruce Jenner looks like the Walter Mercado on a bad day!!

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