N.B. Manolo says, the special guest poster today is John Travolta’s Hairpiece.
Forget about that gabagul kiss with Kelly last night at the Savages premiere and take a peep at me, the real star of the show…
Damn, I look good on that man’s head. Go-od. Luxurious, like a freaking sable pelt, know what I’m saying?
Course, I should look good. I ain’t some cheap rug, you know. It’s $8000 for a hair system like me, but Johnny, he spares no expense, goes first class all the way.
Yeah, okay, old Johnny’s having a bit of a rough spot now. I ain’t gonna go into it, being as me and Johnny, we go way back, but you know what I’m talking about.
But fuggedaboutit, Johnny’s a fighter, he’ll get through this, specially since I’m there with him.
What’s that you saying, Johnny don’t need me? He can do it on his own? .
Lemme tell you something. Lest you forget, I’m what made Johnny Travolta what he is…
Bada-Boom! Yeah, feel the love now, biotch. Vinny Barbarino, bald.
Imagine that chrome dome in some close-up clinch with Jessica Biel or Scarlet Johanssen.
Nah, it ain’t happening. Johnny needs me if he’s gonna remain a viable leading man.
Hey, it’s been fun. I gotta run now. I’m having lunch with Billy Bob’s hairpiece at the Grill in the Alley. Real hillbilly, but a standup guy, know what I mean? Makes me laugh.