John Travolta’s Hairpiece Wishes You Good Morning

By Manolo the Shoeblogger
June 26, 2012 in Celebrity with 8 Comments

N.B. Manolo says, the special guest poster today is John Travolta’s Hairpiece.

Feel the passion.

Forget about that gabagul kiss with Kelly last night at the Savages premiere and take a peep at me, the real star of the show…

John Travoltas hair, luxurious, like a sable pelt.

Damn, I look good on that man’s head. Go-od. Luxurious, like a freaking sable pelt, know what I’m saying?

Course, I should look good. I ain’t some cheap rug, you know. It’s $8000 for a hair system like me, but Johnny, he spares no expense, goes first class all the way.

Yeah, okay, old Johnny’s having a bit of a rough spot now. I ain’t gonna go into it, being as me and Johnny, we go way back, but you know what I’m talking about.

But fuggedaboutit, Johnny’s a fighter, he’ll get through this, specially since I’m there with him.

What’s that you saying, Johnny don’t need me? He can do it on his own? .

Lemme tell you something. Lest you forget, I’m what made Johnny Travolta what he is…

John Travolta, au naturale

Bada-Boom! Yeah, feel the love now, biotch. Vinny Barbarino, bald.

Imagine that chrome dome in some close-up clinch with Jessica Biel or Scarlet Johanssen.

Nah, it ain’t happening. Johnny needs me if he’s gonna remain a viable leading man.

Hey, it’s been fun. I gotta run now. I’m having lunch with Billy Bob’s hairpiece at the Grill in the Alley. Real hillbilly, but a standup guy, know what I mean? Makes me laugh.

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8 Responses to “John Travolta’s Hairpiece Wishes You Good Morning”

  1. Lisa from SoCal June 26, 2012 at 12:55 pm #

    The sad thing is that like most men who fear going bald, he looks just fine bald!

  2. Klee June 26, 2012 at 1:34 pm #

    Am I the only one who thinks he looks better without the pelt? It’s too dark and too short-it looks like a hair tatoo to me.

  3. Yosa Addiss June 26, 2012 at 1:51 pm #

    Up next on Hairlines of the Rich and Famous- Sean Connery!

  4. cadpig June 26, 2012 at 2:25 pm #

    Meee-oowww thank gawd manolo is back… I’ve missed this!

  5. Minky June 26, 2012 at 3:09 pm #

    These people are so deeply strange.

  6. venus velvet June 26, 2012 at 4:09 pm #

    I like him better without it, too.

  7. tovah June 27, 2012 at 2:23 pm #

    it looks like a hair tatoo to me. LOL. He could try Joan Rivers’ Great Hair Day powder.

  8. Maria July 7, 2012 at 9:42 pm #

    I saw him in person a week ago and believe me the hair looks fine! Maybe they are not good pics. Anyways, in person, he is HOTTTTTTTTTT!!!! Most beautiful eyes ever! Hypnotizing…. <3