JUN
2012 29

On the Occasion of Katie Holmes Filing for Divorce: The Death Grip of Super Masculinity

Manolo says, the world of those who do not have eyes to see was rocked today when actress Katie Holmes filed for divorce from her husband of six years, the Tom Cruise. Of the course, for those of us who are attentive to the matters of body language, it was perhaps easy to see that all was not well from the beginning, for indeed, as the “romance” played out in public through 2005 and 2006, the Manolo noticed something strange, something he referred to as the… Death Grip of Super Masculinity! As the Manolo said at the time, it was…

JUN
2012 29

The Friday Web Snob Links

Manolo says, here are the few amusing the few amusing things from the Manolo’s Web Snob friends. Second City Style knows itâ€™s essential to curate the perfect swimwear ensemble thatâ€™s equal parts fashion and function in Runway To Real Way: Beach Blanket Bingo! Shopping and Info found the best Prada bags for the summer. The Beauty Stop gets nostalgic with Crayola nail polish. Stiletto Jungle picks the must-have items for a tropical vacation — the ones you didn’t know you needed. Would you get a lip tattoo like Ke$ha’s? See the photos at Allie is Wired. Show your Fourth-of-July love…

JUN
2012 29

Zoolander was the Documentary

Manolo says, the life of the male model, it is nothing but glamour and blue steel… But, sometimes, all of the adulation, all of the women throwing themselves at you, it gets you down… And you think to yourself, “maybe I should have listened to my Uncle Morty, and become the actuary.”

JUN
2012 29

Manolo the Columnist: Romana from Pikolinos

Manolo says, here is the Manolo’s latest column for the Express of the Washington Post. Dear Manolo, My older sister booked a plum role in a local commercial and is heading to NYC to film it. She’s bringing me as her plus one so I need something that’s stylish yet sturdy since we will be sightseeing as well. Thanks! Eliza Manolo says, ayyyyy! Celebrity attained! Your sister is now officially one of the Hollywood glitterati, by which the Manolo means she is (briefly) the working actor! The Manolo, who counts many thespians among his close friends, knows the emotional toll…