Zoolander was the Documentary

Even Ryan Reynolds would look like a dork wearing this get up.

Manolo says, the life of the male model, it is nothing but glamour and blue steel

But, sometimes, all of the adulation, all of the women throwing themselves at you, it gets you down…

At this moment, he's considering changing careers to insurance adjusting

And you think to yourself, “maybe I should have listened to my Uncle Morty, and become the actuary.”

One Response to “Zoolander was the Documentary”

  1. Cybrludite June 29, 2012 at 11:33 am #

    Somehow I suspect that those models would rather have the mens throwing themselves at them. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.