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Allow the Manolo to stipulate that if you are not following the Manolo on the Twitter, you are missing some of his better witticisms.

Doctor Oz = Quack with a facelift and Oprah's secret cellphone number.

— Manolo Shoeblogger (@ShoeBlogger) June 30, 2012

Instagram is down? Obviously, Facebook paid $1 billion dollars to implement evil plan to prevent people from posting photos of cupcakes

— Manolo Shoeblogger (@ShoeBlogger) June 30, 2012

And bad taste. “@THR: 'Real Housewives of Beverly Hills' Mansion Ravaged by Fire http://t.co/oAydWFLo”

— Manolo Shoeblogger (@ShoeBlogger) June 30, 2012

Today is the fifth anniversary of the iPhone? Thus we can finally name the exact day the art of conversation died. #iPhone

— Manolo Shoeblogger (@ShoeBlogger) June 30, 2012

Or not, if you are French. RT @sistertoldjah: If u have elderly relatives, check on them the next few days as heat records will be broken

— Manolo Shoeblogger (@ShoeBlogger) June 29, 2012

Newsflash! Untalented attention ho, still ho'in for attention. @usweekly: #Ke$ha got tattooed

— Manolo Shoeblogger (@ShoeBlogger) June 28, 2012

Last week's celebrity sighting: Mel Gibson in Ralphs. This week's celebrity sighting: Jon Lovitz. The Manolo has come down in the world

— Manolo Shoeblogger (@ShoeBlogger) June 26, 2012

"Proactive" is to "active" as "People who use idiotic business jargon" is to "Chesterton".

— Manolo Shoeblogger (@ShoeBlogger) June 30, 2012