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Allow the Manolo to stipulate that if you are not following the Manolo on the Twitter, you are missing some of his better witticisms.

Doctor Oz = Quack with a facelift and Oprah’s secret cellphone number.

— ManoloShoeblogger (@ShoeBlogger) June 30, 2012

Instagram is down?Obviously, Facebook paid $1 billion dollars to implement evil plan to prevent people from posting photos of cupcakes

— ManoloShoeblogger (@ShoeBlogger) June 30, 2012

And bad taste. “@thr: ‘Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’ Mansion Ravaged by Fire bit.ly/QEl5uh”

— ManoloShoeblogger (@ShoeBlogger) June 30, 2012

Today is the fifth anniversary of the iPhone?Thus we can finally name the exact day the art of conversation died.#iPhone

— ManoloShoeblogger (@ShoeBlogger) June 30, 2012

Or not, if you are French.RT @sistertoldjah: If u have elderly relatives, check on them the next few days as heat records will be broken

— ManoloShoeblogger (@ShoeBlogger) June 29, 2012

Newsflash!Untalented attention ho, still ho’in for attention.@usweekly: #Ke$ha got tattooed

— ManoloShoeblogger (@ShoeBlogger) June 28, 2012

Last week’s celebrity sighting:Mel Gibson in Ralphs.This week’s celebrity sighting:Jon Lovitz.The Manolo has come down in the world

— ManoloShoeblogger (@ShoeBlogger) June 26, 2012

“Proactive” is to “active” as”People who use idiotic business jargon” is to “Chesterton”.

— ManoloShoeblogger (@ShoeBlogger) June 30, 2012