Photo from The Worst Wedding You’ve Ever Attended

Wintour and Lagerfeld, Scaring the Horses.

Death Takes a Wife

Manolo says, the aged bride wore white, the groom ate your soul.

23 Responses to “Photo from The Worst Wedding You’ve Ever Attended”

  1. Andyshoes July 5, 2012 at 3:21 pm #

    The end is nigh!! Save yourselves!!

  2. Patsy July 5, 2012 at 3:21 pm #

    That’s laugh out loud funny!

  3. Vanderleun July 5, 2012 at 3:24 pm #

    We have a winner!

  4. Vanderleun July 5, 2012 at 3:27 pm #

    Anna really still has the expression she used to have back when she worked with us at Penthouse and we made her give the whole office oral sex.

    • Manolo the Shoeblogger July 5, 2012 at 3:39 pm #

      Ayyyyy! TMI, Dear Gerard, TMI.

      • Vanderleun July 5, 2012 at 4:10 pm #

        Hey, it’s not bragging it it is true. And because I was there at the time I happen to know.

  5. Vanderleun July 5, 2012 at 3:28 pm #

    Karl too.

  6. Toby Wollin July 5, 2012 at 3:39 pm #

    My eyes! My eyes!

  7. Gemdiva July 5, 2012 at 3:52 pm #

    The REAL Axis of Evil!

  8. Lisa in Berlin July 5, 2012 at 3:53 pm #

    I love how absolutely important these two think they are in the world, and how irrelevant they actually are.

    • Mimi July 5, 2012 at 4:07 pm #

      “Ayyyyy! TMI, Dear Gerard, TMI.” Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!

    • venus velvet July 5, 2012 at 11:02 pm #

      I had the same impression; so indispensable they can’t even lay their phones down for an instant. At least she took off her shades. What a stultified pair of icons.

  9. Phyllis July 5, 2012 at 4:07 pm #

    And now Anna is Undead as well.

  10. Jezebella July 5, 2012 at 4:19 pm #

    That is the worst prom backdrop ever.

  11. déjà pseu July 5, 2012 at 5:54 pm #

    Cue the Billy Idol…

  12. Kitty July 5, 2012 at 6:09 pm #

    Serioisly, what is up with her arms?? Don’t they do Botox for arms?

  13. Frances July 5, 2012 at 7:59 pm #

    WTF!!! Is it Halloween, already????

  14. bookgirl July 5, 2012 at 8:14 pm #

    ayyyyyyy the eyes!

    on a side note, they both look embalmed. where is the make up crew? or maybe they need their colors done- obvs white is not flattering to the Bat Duo ;)

  15. Vanderleun July 5, 2012 at 9:27 pm #

    Just imagine the intense and unremitting fornication festival that happens between these two when the limo gets parked overlooking the San Fernando valley. First the french kissing and then the Anna trying to get to third base and then the agonizing grunting…..

    • Aye July 5, 2012 at 9:56 pm #

      That’s just… ewww…

      Can someone pass the brain bleach please?

  16. Vanderleun July 5, 2012 at 9:28 pm #

    I apologizing am in advance for the images in your brain.

  17. TN Tuxedo July 5, 2012 at 11:09 pm #

    He looks like the 50th anniversity version of Chitti Babu.

    • Shutterbug July 6, 2012 at 12:13 am #

      Who is the groom? someone I should know? I get it! He’s Mr. Wintour