Photo from The Worst Wedding You’ve Ever Attended

By Manolo the Shoeblogger
Wintour and Lagerfeld, Scaring the Horses.

Death Takes a Wife

Manolo says, the aged bride wore white, the groom ate your soul.


23 Responses to “Photo from The Worst Wedding You’ve Ever Attended”

  1. Andyshoes Says:

    The end is nigh!! Save yourselves!!

  2. Patsy Says:

    That’s laugh out loud funny!

  3. Vanderleun Says:

    We have a winner!

  4. Vanderleun Says:

    Anna really still has the expression she used to have back when she worked with us at Penthouse and we made her give the whole office oral sex.

  5. Manolo the Shoeblogger Says:

    Ayyyyy! TMI, Dear Gerard, TMI.

  6. Vanderleun Says:

    Hey, it’s not bragging it it is true. And because I was there at the time I happen to know.

  7. Vanderleun Says:

    Karl too.

  8. Toby Wollin Says:

    My eyes! My eyes!

  9. Gemdiva Says:

    The REAL Axis of Evil!

  10. Lisa in Berlin Says:

    I love how absolutely important these two think they are in the world, and how irrelevant they actually are.

  11. Mimi Says:

    “Ayyyyy! TMI, Dear Gerard, TMI.” Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!

  12. venus velvet Says:

    I had the same impression; so indispensable they can’t even lay their phones down for an instant. At least she took off her shades. What a stultified pair of icons.

  13. Phyllis Says:

    And now Anna is Undead as well.

  14. Jezebella Says:

    That is the worst prom backdrop ever.

  15. déjà pseu Says:

    Cue the Billy Idol…

  16. Kitty Says:

    Serioisly, what is up with her arms?? Don’t they do Botox for arms?

  17. Frances Says:

    WTF!!! Is it Halloween, already????

  18. bookgirl Says:

    ayyyyyyy the eyes!

    on a side note, they both look embalmed. where is the make up crew? or maybe they need their colors done- obvs white is not flattering to the Bat Duo ;)

  19. Vanderleun Says:

    Just imagine the intense and unremitting fornication festival that happens between these two when the limo gets parked overlooking the San Fernando valley. First the french kissing and then the Anna trying to get to third base and then the agonizing grunting…..

  20. Aye Says:

    That’s just… ewww…

    Can someone pass the brain bleach please?

  21. Vanderleun Says:

    I apologizing am in advance for the images in your brain.

  22. TN Tuxedo Says:

    He looks like the 50th anniversity version of Chitti Babu.

  23. Shutterbug Says:

    Who is the groom? someone I should know? I get it! He’s Mr. Wintour

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