Madonna: Keepin It Classy
Manolo says, behold, the two sides of Madonna, devilish and angelic
First…

Resale value plummets the instant you drive it off the lot.
Showing us her wares, like the fallen Magdalene.
Second…

Or, like the badger going back into its burrow
Writhing in divine ecstasy, like the holy mystic.
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déjà pseu 13 years ago
Oh, how I wish I could un-see that.
Sarah R 13 years ago
Where is a jar of brain bleach when you need it?
ChaChaHeels 13 years ago
I’m sure comedy wasn’t the goal here, but it’s the result. If that second photo is the “writhing in ecstacy”, then wow, ecstacy is overrated. I also love that the man who is freeing his bonds seems less interested in removing them than he is in wondering whether ping pong balls will emerge next.
Jelly 13 years ago
Egad. What a way to start my Saturday morning – seeing too much Madonna. Way too much.
Dawn 13 years ago
What is that–thing–showing in her crotchtal region in the second picture??
NDC 13 years ago
That is horrifyingly vulgar.
Patty 13 years ago
This type of calculated “shocking” display is long past it’s expiration date. It’s now descended into tedious vulgarity without a hint of wit.
Cris 13 years ago
Who does she think she is, Sarah Silverman?
Olessya 13 years ago
OMG…. I’m in shock…
long island 13 years ago
Was this taken at the concert in Paris where she was booed? If so, the Parisian were not impressed with her wares.
Lilly Munster 13 years ago
EEWWWW!