Madonna: Keepin It Classy

Manolo says, behold, the two sides of Madonna, devilish and angelic

First…

Resale value plummets the instant you drive it off the lot.


Showing us her wares, like the fallen Magdalene.

Second…

Help! Madonna has fallen and she can't get up!

Or, like the badger going back into its burrow

Writhing in divine ecstasy, like the holy mystic.

11 Responses to “Madonna: Keepin It Classy”

  1. déjà pseu July 27, 2012 at 3:21 pm #

    Oh, how I wish I could un-see that.

  2. Sarah R July 27, 2012 at 9:19 pm #

    Where is a jar of brain bleach when you need it?

  3. ChaChaHeels July 28, 2012 at 8:35 am #

    I’m sure comedy wasn’t the goal here, but it’s the result. If that second photo is the “writhing in ecstacy”, then wow, ecstacy is overrated. I also love that the man who is freeing his bonds seems less interested in removing them than he is in wondering whether ping pong balls will emerge next.

  4. Jelly July 28, 2012 at 10:35 am #

    Egad. What a way to start my Saturday morning – seeing too much Madonna. Way too much.

  5. Dawn July 28, 2012 at 12:38 pm #

    What is that–thing–showing in her crotchtal region in the second picture??

  6. NDC July 28, 2012 at 1:31 pm #

    That is horrifyingly vulgar.

  7. Patty July 28, 2012 at 9:02 pm #

    This type of calculated “shocking” display is long past it’s expiration date. It’s now descended into tedious vulgarity without a hint of wit.

  8. Cris July 29, 2012 at 2:07 am #

    Who does she think she is, Sarah Silverman?

  9. Olessya July 29, 2012 at 9:20 am #

    OMG…. I’m in shock…

  10. long island July 30, 2012 at 10:33 am #

    Was this taken at the concert in Paris where she was booed? If so, the Parisian were not impressed with her wares.

  11. Lilly Munster August 10, 2012 at 7:09 pm #

    EEWWWW!