Manolo says, on the one of the hands, it is both startling and mesmerizing, like the second moon, brighter than the first, suddenly looming into view in the clear night sky.
On the other of the hands, it is her greatest, if not only, talent.
On the third of the hands, this provides the much needed corrective to the unattainable standard set by the booties of the Olympic beach volleyball.
On the fourth of the hands, this will undoubtedly send Mrs. Ice-T back to the plastic surgeon.
On the fifth of the hands, dayyyyyuuuumn, girl. Just, dayyyyyyuuumn.