The Kardashian Kaboose

The Kardashian Kaboose

Manolo says, on the one of the hands, it is both startling and mesmerizing, like the second moon, brighter than the first, suddenly looming into view in the clear night sky.

On the other of the hands, it is her greatest, if not only, talent.

On the third of the hands, this provides the much needed corrective to the unattainable standard set by the booties of the Olympic beach volleyball.

On the fourth of the hands, this will undoubtedly send Mrs. Ice-T back to the plastic surgeon.

On the fifth of the hands, dayyyyyuuuumn, girl. Just, dayyyyyyuuumn.

The Kardashian Kaboose is On the Loose

6 Responses to “The Kardashian Kaboose”

  1. NDC August 14, 2012 at 7:37 pm #

    Photoshopping has distorted Ms. Kardashian’s limbs in the first (beach) picture. Compare her arms in each as proof. Ergo, there may be some augmentation/enhancement/revision to other body parts.

    As to her derriere – this aging woman of a certain age and Northern European genetics never had nor ever will have basketball or beach-ball booty. Then again, while what the NDC has has succumbed to a modest degree to the vicissitudes of time and gravity, those depredations aren’t a patch on what Ms. K can expect in the coming decades.

    Unless she resorts to the deceit and uncertain outcomes of the plastic surgeons of the caboose subspeciality.

    All the best,

    NDC

  2. venus velvet August 14, 2012 at 8:55 pm #

    Her legs look much shorter in the 2nd shot.

  3. hmmm August 14, 2012 at 10:47 pm #

    Since when is having a big fat ass a good thing? Social body dysmorphia…

    • Anonymous August 15, 2012 at 1:26 am #

      Since Jennifer Lopez, at least. Have you not noticed that lots of men find round, full asses attractive?

    • Manolo the Shoeblogger August 15, 2012 at 1:57 am #
    • catrandom August 15, 2012 at 2:26 pm #

      Figured this would invite some fat-bashing, and there it is!