Manolo says, it is Monday and you are back at your desk, happily surfing the interwebs, clicking on the links and looking at the funny cat pictures, when you suddenly remember that you have to be buying the gifts for the teeny peoples of your acquaintance.
Ayyy! So many children needing the gifts, with so little time to get them.
Why, just in the past year, alone, your hipster friends have had the babies with such trendy names as Atticus, Annabel, Brooklyn, Clementine, Dixie (reserve her the spot in the roller derby team of 2031), Hopper, Juniper, and Otis.
It is almost too much, these trendy names.
Whatever happened to the old-fashioned, traditional names, like those the people of of the last generation gave their children, such as Alexis Carrington Jones, Sonny Crockett Smith, and Remington Steele Johnson?
Now it is all Lulu and Rufus, Leopold and Maisie.
Ayyyy! Look! The Verbaudet is having the end of the season clearance sale!
Here are the super cute baby slippers…
These are exactly the sort of thing that any mother, however hipsterish, would be happy to put on the feets of her precious Sadie or Max.
If the shoes are not the right gift, then how about the nursery bedding from Vertbaudet, or….
The pink Donkey Teddy!