Archive for April, 2007

Karl in the New Yorker!

Sunday, April 1st, 2007

Honestly, ja, who else deserves 12 obsequious pages in the New Yorker? Derek Jeter? Ha! It is to laugh.

Look how I am adored!

Over the next three hours, the model tried on a series of garments that Lagerfeld had spent the previous six weeks conceiving: embroidered tweed skirt suits, tulle dresses festooned with camellias, and skintight flannel-Lycra pants. Each garment provoked swooning cries from his retinue:

“Oooo, la, Karl!”

“Trés jolie!”


Lagerfeld accepted the praise with a shrug. “I do my job like I breathe,” he said, in his customary manner” rapid, declamatory speech made more emphatic by a heavy German accent. “So if I can’t breathe I’m in trouble!”

And I can always breathe, Meine Lieblings.

Here is a photograph which accompanied the article!

I am the supreme man of action, and this photo catches my essence well, no?

Karl is Back, Baby!

Sunday, April 1st, 2007

Did you miss me, my little biotches?

Yes, it has been a full year since I was last here, and Manolo’s place is still a dump.

Don’t worry, I will clean things up and bring the sparkling freshness of Karl! to your sad little lives.

Disclaimer: Manolo the Shoeblogger is not Manolo Blahnik
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Anne Slater Says
"Karl has the energy of . . . what?
Twenty-five thousand Turkish elephants!”

Andre Leon Talley Says
"A conversation with Karl is not a fashion conversation—it’s a conversation, a conversation that embraces the culture of life”

Selma Blair Says
" He’s got quite a boyish body and you can see every inch of his boyhood in his pants, which are very tight. I think I touched it the first time I met him in my house; I couldn’t help myself. It’s just longing to be held.”

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