http://shoeblogs.com/bloggerfeld/wordpress Everythings Coming Up Karl! Tue, 03 Jul 2007 18:56:05 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Honestly, ja, who else deserves 12 obsequious pages in the New Yorker? Derek Jeter? Ha! It is to laugh. Look how I am adored! Over the next three hours, the model tried on a series of garments that Lagerfeld had spent the previous six weeks conceiving: embroidered tweed skirt suits, ... http://shoeblogs.com/bloggerfeld/wordpress/2007/04/01/karl/ Did you miss me, my little biotches? Yes, it has been a full year since I was last here, and Manolo’s place is still a dump. Don’t worry, I will clean things up and bring the sparkling freshness of Karl! to your sad little lives. http://shoeblogs.com/bloggerfeld/wordpress/2007/04/01/karl-is-back-baby/ Ja, Uggs. What else? Perhaps you do not know this, but I am personally responsible for their popularity. Ja, it was I who introduced these marvelous boots to my trend-setter/jet-setter friends in Hollywood, like Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Brittney Spears, and my close friend Shannon Doherty. ... http://shoeblogs.com/bloggerfeld/wordpress/2006/04/01/what-karl-is-wearing/ I know you must be thinking…Mmmmmagnificent. http://shoeblogs.com/bloggerfeld/wordpress/2006/04/01/1189/ Ja, where is your little funny-saying t-shirt now, shoe boy? http://shoeblogs.com/bloggerfeld/wordpress/2006/04/01/karl-cannot-be-stopped/ Here is a properly respectful multi-media homage to my greatness, specifically to my magnanimity in deigning to attend New York’s provincial fashion week, which was, if I may say so, pearls before swinehundt, my friends, pearls before swinehundt. http://shoeblogs.com/bloggerfeld/wordpress/2006/04/01/multi-media-karl/ One of my many important high-society friends recently asked me a question. “Karl,” she said, “what is the deal with the iPods, you have 70 of them, how can you listen to them all?” So, I answer her. “Ja, it is true,” I said, ” I own seventy iPods. But what ... http://shoeblogs.com/bloggerfeld/wordpress/2006/04/01/the-ipods/ So I was telling Heinrich the other day that I had devised a foolproof plan to rid myself of that pestilential little man Manolo, and that this plan would involve first taking over his disreputable Shoe Blog. Et voila! Is it not amazing what a handful of Belorussian ... http://shoeblogs.com/bloggerfeld/wordpress/2006/04/01/horray-for-karl/ This blog is now under new management! Let us perhaps say that it was the result of a “hostile” takeover. http://shoeblogs.com/bloggerfeld/wordpress/2006/04/01/out-with-the-old-in-with-the-new/ Manolo says, don’t break the hip, Grandpa. http://shoeblogs.com/bloggerfeld/wordpress/2005/03/07/oh-puh-leaze/ Manolo says, please, hold the applause until after I am dead. http://shoeblogs.com/bloggerfeld/wordpress/2005/03/02/the-evil-one/