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The Globes of Gold

Tuesday, January 16th, 2007
By Manolo the Shoeblogger

Manolo says, as far as the Manolo could see, this year the theme for the ladies of the Globes of Gold awards was “Fantasy Bride”, as many, many of the famosas appeared in the white dresses.

Here is the partial list of the white-wearing Golden Globe Brides to Not Be…

The jilted Swan Lake non-bride

The comically well endowed Spawn of Trump

The Nastiest Little Mermaid

The beautiful Heidi Klump and Rebecca Romaine Lettuce

The very defintion of zaftig.

White, white, white, white, white, white as far as the eye could see!

Of the course the Manolo cannot ignore the mens…

The deer in the headlights.

Trump and Baldwin: in the truly just world these two men would be nothing more than the neighborhood butchers famous for the quality of their keilbasa.

Playing Dress Up

Tuesday, January 16th, 2007
By Manolo the Shoeblogger

Manolo says, the Manolo would say that these were her mother’s shoes, except the Manolo is not sure if this girl and her sister have the mother. Indeed, sometimes he thinks they were raised by the feral dogs who were good at marketing.

P.S. Many thanks to the Manolo’s internet friend the Elayne for the link to the picture.

The Real Elvis Died Too Young

Thursday, January 11th, 2007
By Manolo the Shoeblogger

Manolo says, but the French Elvis continues to frighten small children and helpless animals.

We Are Amused!

Wednesday, January 10th, 2007
By Manolo the Shoeblogger

Manolo says, Let’s see E. Regina wear these!

P.S. First you take off the shoes.

Joie de Vivre!

Monday, January 8th, 2007
By Manolo the Shoeblogger

Manolo says, under the buffoonish exterior hides the brute sexuality of the inflamed tiger.


Depardieu: The Beast Within!

Manolo says, the Manolo’s internet friend the Mimi she has called the Manolo’s attention to the most amusing picture of the Depardieu, one which brings to the mind the much more famous wildlife picture.

Sadly, this first photo it is perhaps not safe for your place of employment, nor maybe for your recently eaten lunch.

So, after this stern warning, if you still wish to see these two comparative photos…


Her Career

Thursday, January 4th, 2007
By Manolo the Shoeblogger

Manolo asks, who died?

On The Cover of The Rehab Magazine

Tuesday, January 2nd, 2007
By Manolo the Shoeblogger

Manolo says, got the freaky old lady name o’ Cocaine Katy who embroiders on his jeans…

After the Long Gestation

Saturday, December 23rd, 2006
By Manolo the Shoeblogger

Manolo says, ayyyyyy! Tom Cruise’s love child!

Next Stop: Scowling

Wednesday, December 20th, 2006
By Manolo the Shoeblogger

Manolo say, ayyyyyy! The Cate Blanchett, she is using the Pink’s stylist.

Separated at Birth: The Palooka and the Princess

Tuesday, December 12th, 2006
By Manolo the Shoeblogger

Manolo says, Yo! Adrian-san!!!!

When Cautionary Tales Converge

Sunday, December 10th, 2006
By Manolo the Shoeblogger

Manolo says, there has not been this much of the singing and acting talent in one place since Frankie Avalon dined alone!


Saturday, December 2nd, 2006
By Manolo the Shoeblogger

Manolo says, the resemblence, it is both odd and undeniable.

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