NOV
2005
21

A-Hunting We Will Go

Manolo says, Man. The Most Dangerous Game.

P.S. Of the course, the Galliano he did this months ago, and so much better, in his inimitable funky little fashion troll style.

NOV
2005
10

Mixed Message

Manolo says, apparently Heaven, it is not the place of subtlety.

OCT
2005
24

More from Moscow

Manolo says, the horror that is the Moscow fashion week, it continues…

One of the rules of the Manolo, it is no designing the clothes while chugging the vodka.

OCT
2005
24

Say No to the Poncho!

Manolo says, the peoples at the buyers Bergdorf Goodman, they have not gotten the message, that the fashion mania for the poncho it is indeed over.

Behold! The $3,000 ugly fringed poncho!

P.S. Many thanks to the Manolo’s internet friend the Kristin for the link.

OCT
2005
24

Fashion Trends From Russia

Manolo says, it is the fashion week in Moscow, and if those words they do not strike the terror into your heart, perhaps these pictures of what the stylish czarinas will be wearing will.

Thigh-High Leggings and Attack of the Yarn Monster Sweaters.

Aunt Fanny’s Tentacled Duvet Cover Corset Coats.

Scrap Fabric Halter Dress with Unicorn Headpiece

OCT
2005
21

Swimwear for the 19th Century

Manolo says, the Manolo he cannot but welcome the return of Victorian swimwear.

In celebration, the Manolo he already placed decorous coverings on the overly suggestive “limbs” of his piano. Tomorrow he will begin the laborious process of separating the books written by unmarried female writers from those of the male authors on his book shelves.

Viva Prudish Wholesomeness!

P.S. Many thanks for the link to the always amusing, and certainly not prudish Fashion Addict.

OCT
2005
20

Circus Freak

Manolo says, the Manolo he loves how the toe cleavage it produces the appearance of three sagging breasts!

OCT
2005
14

Fashion for the Modern Age

Manolo says, at last, the stylish full-body condom.

The Great Minds

Manolo says, it is true, they think alike. The Fabulous Girl she wrote about the matching mother-daughter holiday sweaters yesterday!

The Holiday Sweater

Manolo says, yes, it is true, the Manolo he has been reading and very much enjoying the blog of the Harriet Miers!!! She is obviously the delightful person, one who could easily be confirmed to join the Posse Manolo on the shopping expedition, if not the Court of the Supremes.

However, the Manolo he only mentions the blog of the Harriet Miers in the passing, because today the Harriet she has brought this website of fashion atrocity to the attention of the Manolo. (This page of the fashion atrocity website, it almost sent the Manolo into the convulsions, as if he were the small Japanese child watching the frenetic episode of the Pokemon.)

Trust the Manolo, the heavily beaded and be-rhinestoned “gem sweater” it is not the look you wish to adopt. And here, because we are approaching the season of the holidays, the subject of the sweaters it deserves the special discussion.

Manolo says, the truly super fantastic girl, she does not wear the holiday sweater. (Nor does the truly super fantastic man.)

See! Even the Mr. Darcy of Your Dreams looks like the dork in the holiday sweater. Think then how much worse you would look in …the Turkey Sweater!

Notice the grimmacey What-the-Hell-I’m-Getting-Paid smile.

Or perhaps you would like to make your own darling child look like the fool with the Mother-Daughter Frosty Scene of Societal Entropy Matching Sweater Set.


This, it is clearly child abuse.

Finally, as the Holloween it is only weeks away, you might wish to don something like this, the “Holloween Friends Cardigan”.

Trust the Manolo, if you wear this and no one tries to stop you, you have no friends.

So, listen to the advice of the Manolo, and make this the season of joy by giving your holiday sweaters to the garbage man.

SEP
2005
28

Men’s Fashion from Barcelona

Manolo says, last week, it was the fashion week in the Barcelona, and so now we take the look at what the stylish mens they will be wearing next spring.

Hawkman superhero headgear.

Saffron, Ali Baba organ-grinder-monkey’s vest with matching low rise sans-a-belt pantaloons.

Liberace twin-set casual wear.

?!?

The Manolo he is simply at the loss for the words.

SEP
2005
25

Very Sophisticated

Manolo shouts, Bolero!