Manolo’s Shoe Blog

Manolo says, last night the most super fantastic stars of the Hollywood (with one lamentably neglected exception) turned out for the annual awarding of the Awards of the Academy!

As is customary following such events the Manolo will now provide his comments about those who were in attendence at the gilded event and the parties which surrounded it.

First the hostesss..

The red velveteen leisure suit and the white patent leather shoes? The Ellen really glamed it up, eh?

Señor Pumpkinhead goes formal.

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Taste.

Best Director, General Tom Thumb

It was the big year for the dancing penguins

Casting for the worst romantic comedy ever.

Manolo says, like the baby seal.

Manolo says, they are in again!

Manolo says, this is very witty, if you are eight.

Manolo says, ayyyyy, the figure skaters they are so elegant!

Manolo says, who can ever forget that brief period in the 1982 and the 1983, when all the cool kids were dressing like the street urchins?

Everyone in the bib overalls and the bad shoes with the damaged hair.

Pray ardently this that this look never comes back.

Manolo says, once again, it is time for that most exciting date in the Ayatollahs’ fashionista calendar, Fashion Week Tehran!

In the name of Prophet, work it sister!

In the old house in Tehran, that was covered in vines, lived twelve little girls…

The Manolo is now confused, why are the Discalced Carmelites here?

P.S. The previous Fashion Week Tehran

Manolo says, here is the latest from the Vivienne Westwood collection.

Sweet Granny’s Cradigan and Dickies Public Safety Pants Combo.

Post-Punk Fred Flintstone Kilt and Busby.

Topsy-Turvey Double-Barrelled Sweater Boy.

Vivienne Westwood: The Bridal Consultant of Frankenstein.

P.S. Truth in Advertising!

Manolo says, Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

P.S. The Manolo has mentioned this person’s obsession before, noting at the time that her webpage “almost sent the Manolo into the convulsions, as if he were the small Japanese child watching the frenetic episode of the Pokemon.”

P.P.S. Many thanks to the Manolo’s internet friend Joanne for alerting him to this….this…whatever it is.