Archive for the 'Fashion' Category


Probation Violation

Friday, March 4th, 2005
By Manolo the Shoeblogger

Parole Violation

Manolo says, apparently, the Martha she has been inside the long time, as she does not know that the fashion mania for the poncho it is indeed over.

By the way, the Manolo he is willing to bet that the Martha she made this herself out of thread she collected from the prison-issue blankets and the mop heads, using the toothbrush handle that had been laboriously fashioned into the dual-purpose crochet-hook/shiv.


Cover of the Bad Romance Novel

Thursday, March 3rd, 2005
By Manolo the Shoeblogger

Manolo says, carumba! All we need now is the Fabio and the tub of fried chicken.


The Poncho, Yet Again

Wednesday, March 2nd, 2005
By Manolo the Shoeblogger

Someone tell the J-Lo that the poncho it is over.

Manolo says, as if we need the further confirmation that the fashion mania for the poncho it is indeed over.


The Awards of the Academy

Monday, February 28th, 2005
By Manolo the Shoeblogger

Manolo says, last night the most super fantastic stars of the Hollywood appeared in public for the handing out of the Oscars.

In the general the Manolo he was pleased to see that the stars they dressed in a glamourous fashion befitting their station (Unlike, say, at the Awards of the Spirit of the Independents, whose participants they were dressed so barista bohemian casual that the Manolo found himself wanting to ask many of them to fetch him the low fat/skim mocha double cappuccino, and make it quick, the Manolo he is the busy man.)

Overall, however, last night there were alomst none of the grotesqueries of the fashion that have in the past caused the Manolo to do the spit take.

Still there were the few of the stars whose “get-ups” require the closer scruitny.

The Melanie Griffith
Pity the Melanie, La Pobrecita

Manolo says, yes, the dress it was awful, but the Manolo he does not want to make fun of the poor Melanie, as not only is she wearing the cast on the leg, but it is plain to the Manolo that the Melanie she is peddling as fast as she can to hang onto that super fantastic man of hers.

The Renee Zellweger
The Little Goth Mermaid

Manolo says, Behold! The Little Goth Mermaid.

The Robin Williams

Manolo says, the sad desperate cry for the attention.

The ???
Your fifteen minutes, they are up

Manolo asks, who is the dull woman and why does she appear to believe that she is the shizznit?

The Depp
Genius!

Manolo says, the Manolo he has the rule, if you are the Johnny Depp, or the Marlon Brando, or the Russell Crowe, or the Daniel Day Lewis, you are the genius and are entitled to wear whatever you want, however ridiculous, without the petty carping of the Manolo.

Of the course, this mention of the actors of the genius, it brings up the conspicuous failure of the Academy to recognize the genius of the David Hasselhoff.

At the least the Hasselhoff he should have been nominated in the catagory of the award for the best supporting actor, for his masterful return to the big screen in The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie. This injustice, it has left the Manolo angry and confused, and convinced him that the justice it may never be served.

Look, even the Squidward and the Katie Couric were upset by this snubbing of the Hasselhoff!


The Meaning of Clothes

Wednesday, February 23rd, 2005
By Manolo the Shoeblogger

Manolo says, the Manolo and his internet friends they are having the intellectual discussion about the meaning of the clothes over at the Manolo’s . This it is not everyone’s cup of the tea, but perhaps some of the peoples they may enjoy this sort of thing.


Jane Janus

Monday, February 21st, 2005
By Manolo the Shoeblogger

Janus Jane

Manolo says, two Armani-clad heads, they are better than one.

Of the course, you will need two heads to see all the beautiful things, for it is the Fashion Week in the Milan!


Very Practical

Sunday, February 20th, 2005
By Manolo the Shoeblogger

Better than the greasepaint of the clown.At least Kagami tried to be interesting.

Manolo says, If these they are the clothes of the future, the Manolo he does not want to live that long.


Shopping Like the Starlet in the Los Angeles

Saturday, February 19th, 2005
By Manolo the Shoeblogger

Manolo says, here is the sound advice about shopping for the clothes if you are in the Los Angeles. The Manolo, he knows the LA and the Santa Monica and the Malibu well, and he can attest that many of these shops, they are indeed super fantastic.

For those who know the fashion in the LA, one of the most important street it is not the Rodeo Drive, but the La Brea, which is where you will find many of the good shops, especially the Diavolina for the shoes, one of the Manolo’s favorites.

Another of the good streets for the shopping (and the looking at the stars of the Hollywood) is the Montana in the Santa Monica.

By the way, among the many people whom the Manolo counts as the internet friends are the peoples who run this new business of genius, one which would be useful if you are in the Los Angeles for the shopping.


Clown Fashion

Thursday, February 17th, 2005
By Manolo the Shoeblogger

Manolo says, fashion by Emmett Kelly

Now for the serious moment. This look it puzzles the Manolo. What is its purpose? What is the designer of this hoping to say? Is it, as is so much of the conceptual fashion, the sad, desperate cry for the attention? The tears of the clown, so to speak?

And if it is the attempt for the attention, why is this model’s frock so perfectly Soviet Lunch Lady utilitarian? Why is the face paint of the clown not matched with the clothes that are more outrageous.

This it is the failure on all counts, except that of bringing ridicule onto the head of the designer, DaviDelfin. Judge for yourself, here are more of the pictures.


Boxes Without Topses

Sunday, February 13th, 2005
By Manolo the Shoeblogger

Manolo says, from the SandraK comes what the Manolo hopes is not the future of the footwear.


Wardrobe Malfunction

Sunday, February 13th, 2005
By Manolo the Shoeblogger

The real meaning of the phrase 'wardrobe malfunction'

Manolo says, note to the Janet Jackson, this it is not how one “changes the image”.


A Tale Told by An Idiot

Saturday, February 12th, 2005
By Manolo the Shoeblogger

Manolo says, full of sound and fury. Signifying nothing.












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