Manolo’s Shoe Blog

Manolo says, the perfect song for Friday the 13th.

Manolo says, after seeing this the Manolo now wishes to put on his boogie shoes.

P.S. Many thanks to the Manolo’s internet friends at the Shoe Blog who found this amusing video.

Manolo says, the Manolo has difficulty imagining the dramatic circumstances that resulted in this.

Manolo says, here for your Friday viewing pleasure is the entire swarms of the flying bumblebees.

First on the squeeze box…

Then the Jose Feliciano version…

(more…)

Manolo, yes, the Eurovision includes the divine Miss Verka Seduchka, but this does not obviate the fact that the contest is still the blight upon the long-suffering peoples of Europe.

Here are yet more reasons to outlaw, on the grounds of public mental health, the Eurovision.

Would it surprise you to learn this is the French entry?

Singing Slovenian rag bags.

The Norwegians and their golden camel toe.

Georgian sword yodelling.

Please, Polish peoples, keep the hands in sight at all times.

Manolo says, after looking at many, many more videos, the Manolo has had the change of heart…

He recants his former opinion, and now believes that Verka Serduchka is indeed most super fantastic!

How can one not love the megastar who freely admits she comes “of social bottom stock“?

Manolo says, one more reason the Eurovision contest should be outlawed: Verka Serduchka

Manolo says, after seeing the latest pictures from the this year’s manifestation of the Eurovision “song” contest the Manolo has decided that action must be taken. The Eurovision Song Contest must be outlawed!

Here are the Manolo’s top five reasons from this year.

1. Shrieking Moldovan hotties in the low-rise, leather half-kilty pants.

2. Danish la Cage aux Fools.

3. Maltese Goldfinger stalker and his victim.

4. Menacing Austro-Seussian fur creatures and their spokesman.

5. Nothing they can ever put on the Eurovision stage will exceed the entertainment value of My Lovely Horse.

Manolo says, this has made the Manolo smile from ear-to-ear all afternoon long.