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Overall Chic

Thursday, February 1st, 2007

Manolo says, who can ever forget that brief period in the 1982 and the 1983, when all the cool kids were dressing like the street urchins?

Everyone in the bib overalls and the bad shoes with the damaged hair.

Pray ardently this that this look never comes back.


Gem Sweater!

Friday, January 12th, 2007

Manolo says, Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

P.S. The Manolo has mentioned this person’s obsession before, noting at the time that her webpage “almost sent the Manolo into the convulsions, as if he were the small Japanese child watching the frenetic episode of the Pokemon.”

P.P.S. Many thanks to the Manolo’s internet friend Joanne for alerting him to this….this…whatever it is.


Never

Tuesday, October 17th, 2006

Manolo says, the Manolo loves the Nancy and the Ann, such beautiful fierce ladies, but sometimes things from the past reappear which cause one to wonder, “what the Hell were they thinking?”


The White Shoes

Monday, August 14th, 2006

Manolo says, the end of the summer it is fast approaching, and once again the Manolo he will be soon be required, as he always is, to opine upon the issue of the white shoes after the Day of Labor.

However, in the meantime, let the Manolo say that there is one moment when the white shoes they are always appropriate…

P.S. Ayyyyy! The YouTube it is now not working.


Pjotro!

Saturday, June 10th, 2006

Manolo says, the Manolo he has the new hero…Pjotro!


Brilliant!

Thursday, June 8th, 2006

Manolo says, this it is the most significant piece of film you will see this year.

P.S. Many thanks to the Srah for sending the Manolo the link to this work of distilled genius.


The Pop Apocalypse: Ragnarok-n-Roll!

Sunday, May 21st, 2006

Manolo says, ayyyyyyyy! The end times, the final battle of the gods, Ragnarok, they are upon us!

Skol has at the last caught and eaten the sun, and Jörmungandr, the Midgard serpent, has awakened from her slumber to lay waste the land and sea. Soon, Surtr and the fire giants of Muspelheim, will cross the rainbow bridge from the south to rend the very sky itself!

Well, it is either that, or the GWAR knock-off band it has won the Eurovision.

Meanwhile, the crowd has left but these two they are still going at it.


The Pop Apocalypse: Balkans Epicenter of Tragedy!

Saturday, May 20th, 2006

Manolo says, the disaster that is the Eurovision it continues to crush the spirits of the European peoples, none more so than the residents of the little countries that were formerly part of the Yugoslavian Federation.

How these simple peoples must suffer under the traumatic indignities of …

…leggy Bosnian squeezebox players…

…salacious Macedonian dry humping…

…Croatian gynecological exams.

This disaster it has spread the neighboring Albania, where stunned locals now stand around fondling their goat skins while youthful crooners mangle pop standards!

This it is enough to make one long for the return of the Tito.

P.S. Previously: Foreboding, The Pop Apocalypse, Part One, The Pop Apocalypse, Part Two.


The Pop Apocalypse, Part Two

Thursday, May 18th, 2006

Manolo says, this disaster known as the Eurovision, it continues to devastate the continent of Europe.

Look at these latest outrages to be visited upon the citizens of this blighted region.

Fabrizio! Fabrizio! The Maltese Tough Boy and his Band of Clingy-Needy Babes.

Romanian Flash Dance Choreography…

Help, he has fallen and he cannot get up!

Ayyyyyyyyy!

P.S. Many thanks to the Keith Mills for allowing the Manolo to borrow his pictures of this horror.







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