Manolo’s Shoe Blog

Manolo says, the Valentino he is all, what the hell am I doing here standing next to this idiot.

Manolo says, Ayyyyyyy! The tiny Lagerfeld he has invaded the computer!

Perhaps it is time to send in the tiny Steve Jobs to root him out.

Manolo says, now, it all becomes clear. Karl=Olaf!

Manolo says, here is the Evil One to remind you that the Holloween it is approaching.

Manolo says, last week, while the Manolo was travelling, many of the Manolo’s internet friends emailed him to ask if he had seen the Evil One on the Tommy Hilfiger’s ridiculous “reality” show, The Cut.

The Manolo he made the pledge when he first heard of this show, that he would not watch the single episode. The wisdom of this, it has now been confirmed, as happily, the Manolo he did not see the Evil One sweep into the studio of the television accompanied by his legion of young, handsome, flying monkeys.

Thus, the Manolo he has avoided having many nightmares.

Manolo says, many of the Manolo’s internet friends they have emailed him the link to the gossip column of the New York Daily News, the column which contains the following item about the Evil One.

Another secret of designer Karl Lagerfeld’s new skinny look is that all his shirts button up the back. “It’s the only way he can get the front sheer the way he likes it,” says a fashion snitch. “But it means he has to have his assistant do him up every day.”

This, of the course, it is not the news to the Manolo…

Manolo says, Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! El Diablo Blanco!!!!

P.S. Many and profuse thanks to the always funny Perez Hilton, and to the many of the Manolo’s internet friends who have emailed the Manolo about these pictures.

Manolo says, the Manolo he has blogged about the ridiculous diet book of the Evil One in the recent past, however, several of the Manolo’s internet friends have mailed him the link to this article in the Slate about the book.

The article by the Amanda Fortini, it is funny and worth the reading. However, for the Manolo, far better than the article is this picture of the fat Karl Lagerfeld it contained.

Manolo says, look at this, it is tragic, no?

Here is the fat, happy-but-crazy Karl Lagerfeld, smiling at us like the Sergant Schultz from the Hogan’s Heroes, wanting nothing more than the bratwurst and the pastries, and perhaps to destroy the House of Chanel with his clothing designs.

Obviously, this picture it is from before the Lagerfeld he made is infamous pact with El Diablo.

Now, the question for the Manolo, it is should the Faust/Lagerfeld be pitied, or despised?

Manolo says, look! It is the reunion of the one-hit 1960’s pop band, Dr. Frankenstein and the Igors