Manolo says, look! It is the reunion of the one-hit 1960′s pop band, Dr. Frankenstein and the Igors

Manolo says, “Dr. Frankenstein, Frau Blucher, and Igor eagerly eyeball your large juicy brain.”

P.S. The Manolo he received the honorable mention.

P.P.S. For the money of the Manolo the winner it should have been: “The Triplets of Hellville”.

Manolo says, one of the Manolo’s many internet friends has asked the Manolo the question.

What’s the deal with Lagerfeld and those tight wide collars? Are they holding up his dessicated head? Does he tuck his saggy neck flesh inside them?

Manolo answers, that is what the henchmen are for.

Bad news for the Evil One: the soul of this woman, it has already been taken.

Manolo says, Ayyyy! The evil that is the Lagerfeld entity, it feasts on the flesh of the horses!

Though the word was that Karl Lagerfeld lost 90 pounds on a diet of horse meat, tomatoes and Diet Coke, the book detailing his methods lists myriad unappetizing concoctions such as tuna and blackberry mousse and calf’s liver with wild strawberries. What would you expect from a man driven by fashion? “It was for totally superficial reasons that I got started on this diet,” the Chanel designer says in “The Karl Lagerfeld Diet,” due in May. “I think that fashion is the healthiest motivation for losing weight.” At least he doesn’t try to fool his fellow dieters about how good the food is: “You have to be a real bore like me for the diet to work.”

Horsemeat? Very European.

Manolo says, don’t break the hip, Grandpa.

Manolo says, the Manolo he has been sounding the alarum about this for the years, only now, finally, when the threat it is perhaps too grave, do the peoples they begin to listen.

Lagerfeld Aims for Global Domination

Karl Lagerfeld is going global — again.

The white-haired German designer with the ponytail and dark glasses has become the most famous man in fashion thanks to his designs for Chanel and his collaboration with Swedish high-street retailer Hennes & Mauritz on a limited edition collection.

Now he plans to propel his lesser-known own label, Lagerfeld Gallery, to the same level of fame.

“What I like is to be everywhere, to design collections everywhere and to have this kind of ubiquity in every sense of the word,”

Manolo says, They shall lay hold on bow and spear; they are cruel, and have no mercy; their voice roareth like the sea; and they ride upon horses, set in array as men for war against thee, O daughter of Zion. We have heard the fame thereof: our hands wax feeble: anguish hath taken hold of us, and pain, as of a woman in travail. Go not forth into the field, nor walk by the way; for the sword of the enemy and fear is on every side. O daughter of my people, gird thee with sackcloth, and wallow thyself in ashes: make thee mourning, as for an only son, most bitter lamentation: for the spoiler shall suddenly come upon us.

Manolo says, please, hold the applause until after I am dead.

Manolo shouts, AYYYYYYYYY!

Like the ravening three-headed Hound of Hell, Cerberus, the Evil One stares into our souls seeking his next victim!

P.S. Many thanks to the Manolo’s internet friend the Katrina for pointing to this fawning article in the Times of the New York.

Manolo says, one of the Manolo’s many internet friends has sent him this quote from the Selma Blair.

Selma Blair grabbed fashion king Karl Lagerfeld’s manhood when she first met him.

The stunning actress, who is married to Ahmet Zappa, was so impressed with Lagerfeld’s physique that she couldn’t resist having a feel.

She said: “He’s got quite a boyish body and you can see every inch of his boyhood in his pants, which are very tight. I think I touched it the first time I met him in my house; I couldn’t help myself. It’s just longing to be held.”

Manolo says, just thinking about this it has caused the Manolo’s gorge to rise in his throat. It is nausea making.

Manolo says, clearly the Lagerfeld, he is insane in the membrane.

P.S. Manolo says, many thanks to Manolo’s internet friend, the Cristina, who provided the Manolo with this picture.