Manolo’s Shoe Blog

Manolo says, over the weekend, at Eurovision 2009, the final battle for the soul of Europe was joined, Good versus Evil: Let’s Rock!

Manolo says, by the show of hands…



who wishes the Chiki Chiki man would go away and never return..

Manolo says, ayyyyyy! The destruction of the Spanish cultural patrimony is now complete.

Manolo shouts, The Eurovision Song Disaster has returned!

Manolo, yes, the Eurovision includes the divine Miss Verka Seduchka, but this does not obviate the fact that the contest is still the blight upon the long-suffering peoples of Europe.

Here are yet more reasons to outlaw, on the grounds of public mental health, the Eurovision.

Would it surprise you to learn this is the French entry?

Singing Slovenian rag bags.

The Norwegians and their golden camel toe.

Georgian sword yodelling.

Please, Polish peoples, keep the hands in sight at all times.

Manolo says, one more reason the Eurovision contest should be outlawed: Verka Serduchka

Manolo says, after seeing the latest pictures from the this year’s manifestation of the Eurovision “song” contest the Manolo has decided that action must be taken. The Eurovision Song Contest must be outlawed!

Here are the Manolo’s top five reasons from this year.

1. Shrieking Moldovan hotties in the low-rise, leather half-kilty pants.

2. Danish la Cage aux Fools.

3. Maltese Goldfinger stalker and his victim.

4. Menacing Austro-Seussian fur creatures and their spokesman.

5. Nothing they can ever put on the Eurovision stage will exceed the entertainment value of My Lovely Horse.

Manolo shouts, ayyyyyyyyyyyy!

The picture like this can mean only one thing. The return of the abomination known as Euorvision!

Manolo says, ayyyyyyyy! Only three more months until the apocalyptic return of the Eurovision Song Contest.

Here, to remind you of the unrelenting horror that lies ahead, the Manolo gives you the 1979’s fourth-place finisher, from Germany, Dschinghis Khan.

(Fast forward through the first minute to get to the true horror!)

And here below is the special bonus video to increase your sense of dread.

Thanks to the Manolo’s internet friend the Adalmin