Manolo says, the heart of the Brad Pitt it is breaking!
Manolo says, one of the Manolo’s many internet friends has asked the Manolo the question.
My sister has asked me to be a bridesmaid in her wedding. As I am of the handsome butch variety of bridesmaid (think young k.d. lang or female Leo DiCaprio) I will be wearing trousers, while the other bridesmaids will wear skirts. This presents a problem though. What kind of shoes to wear underneath? They must be white. The trousers are periwinkle blue taffeta, flat-front, with a split ankle.I’d rather not have a very tall heel or overly feminine, but I need something which will look tasteful.
This question it is most difficult indeed. On the one of the hands, it is the opinion of the Manolo that if the person agrees to be the bridesmaid, that person is, to the great extent, in the hands of the bride with regard to whatever crazy costume the bride she decides to inflict upon her attendants. Yet on the other of the hands, the sister of the Manolo’s internet friend, the bride, she has consented to allow her bridesmaids the chance to chose something suitable to their individual styles.
This being the case, the style in question is indeed the one most difficult to satisfy and yet maintain the suitability for the occasion of festiveness. As the Manolo he considered this, he could only think of the following criteria: that the shoe it should be straight forward and plainspoken, like this friend of the Manolo, handsome but not “mannish”, yet with enough of the style to make both the friend and her sister happy. Below are three shoes that, although different from each other, are perhaps appropriate
This shoe from the Hugo Boss, with the kitten heel and the pointed toe is suitable for the wedding, yet the fact that it is the variation of the loafer keeps it from being girlish. (It is also on the sale, almost 50% off the regular price.)
Manolo says, it is the Friday, and the Manolo he felt the need to see something luxurious and sexy. This shoe from the illustrious Rene Caovilla, it fits that description perfectly.
Manolo says, ayyyyyy! Careful! Don’t accept any invitations for the dinner at the Scientology Celebrity Centre.
P.S. Go away Tom Cruise! The Manolo he is now officially weary of your hyperactive-chimpanzee-on-meth antics.
No more Tom Cruise! No more Cruise pictures! No more Cruise news! No more Death Grip of Super Masculinity at the blog of the Manolo! Please for the love of all that is holy go away.
Manolo says, ayyyyyy! The Kelly Clarkson fanatics they are tearing into the Manolo in his comments section.
Manolo says, like the Manolo, you too can own your own private airplane of the Hasselhoff!
P.S. Many thanks to the many internet friends who emailed the Manolo with this most delightful link.
Manolo says, this it is getting ridiculous.
Look at these pictures that the Manolo he has shamelessly stolen from the super fantastic, brilliant blog of the Spirit Fingers.
Manolo says, it is like he is trying to choke the Xenu right out of her.