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Manolo says, the Chelsea Clinton, she has gone all Rachel Zoe!
Backed into the corner, the sisters Olsen respond with …Super Mecha Rachel Zoe!

Manolo says, the Rachel Zoe look, it is now officially over.
Manolo says, the Chelsea Clinton, she has gone all Rachel Zoe!
Backed into the corner, the sisters Olsen respond with …Super Mecha Rachel Zoe!

Manolo says, the Rachel Zoe look, it is now officially over.
November 14th, 2005 at 3:08 am
Hallelujah!!!!! Nothing makes the Megaera sadder than looking at someone like Lindsay Lohan, who used to be rather pretty, and who is now a bleached-out popsicle stick!!!
It’s not that the Megaera doesn’t understand that there are indeed a handful of women who are petite and skinnier than rails, she just doesn’t believe that all these women walking up the red carpet were born that way. And how, if Rachel Zoe is Salma Hayek’s stylist, does Salma Hayek not look like a popsicle????? Perhaps because she is unwilling to refuse all food that passes her lips?
November 14th, 2005 at 9:36 am
Does MK look a little fat to you in this picture? Just a little chubby. JOKING! Yes, the Chelsea Clinton is the big, huge sign that it’s over.
November 14th, 2005 at 9:40 am
Although I am not stick thin, my make up consists mainly of black eyeliner and pink blusher. It is my view that it is a classic look that will never go out of style. Please don’t condone the use of smoky eyes, the Manolo. It does wonders to highlight my eyes (which draws attention away from the flabby tummy). And in my religion (ISLAM- surprise surprise), lining the eyes with black kohl is a very encouraged thing to do. However, I love the blog and I have 67 pairs of shoes. I am only 19. God help me.
November 14th, 2005 at 9:41 am
[…] achel Zoe look—raccoon eyes on a bobble head—trickles down to Chelsea Clinton, it’s over. (We’re not so sure. See Kate’s maquillage in the post below. […]
November 14th, 2005 at 11:28 am
Cripes! I thought it was the Twins!
November 14th, 2005 at 11:57 am
There’s a right way and a wrong way to do kohled eyes.
This is the wrong way.
November 14th, 2005 at 1:12 pm
Sir, I wonder if Miss Clinton might have had eyelash extensions glued to her old lashes. According to this morning’s Washington Post EXPRESS (Page 36), thick eyeliner helps, “hide the false-lash strip edges…”.
November 14th, 2005 at 1:27 pm
Jessica Simpson has also gotten into the Rachel Zoe raccoon-eye look. Not good.
November 14th, 2005 at 1:51 pm
Melissa Raccon! It is you!
(Non-Canadians will find this puzzling).
November 14th, 2005 at 2:03 pm
I thought I was the only one consumed with hatred for the Rachel Zoe look. I thought it was only me that was beginning to be incapable of telling apart Ashley/ Mary Kate/ Nicole / Lindsay. Any stylist that changes beautiful (dare I say HEALTHY looking) Lindsay Lohan into a straw-haired, flat-chested bobble-head doll should be condemned to death. Or at least forced to use her last name, less than mellifluous as it is
November 14th, 2005 at 2:03 pm
I thought I was the only one consumed with hatred for the Rachel Zoe look. I thought it was only me that was beginning to be incapable of telling apart Ashley/ Mary Kate/ Nicole / Lindsay. Any stylist that changes beautiful (dare I say HEALTHY looking) Lindsay Lohan into a straw-haired, flat-chested bobble-head doll should be condemned to death. Or at least forced to use her last name, less than mellifluous as it is
November 14th, 2005 at 2:16 pm
The 60s’ look is dead and gone girls. Get over it, We boomers are pushing 60 and want to forget those days, (if we have any sense!)
November 14th, 2005 at 3:59 pm
Several years ago Chelsea Clinton was photographed at a Versace show with Gwyneth Paltrow and Madge. At that time, she had already adopted the look of blackened rims. As to the Rachel Zoe “look”, it’s amusing because it seems to be based upon my collection of old bridesmaid’s dresses from the 70’s! Rachel Zoe, are you trying to steal my look??
November 14th, 2005 at 4:33 pm
Mary Kate looks oddly like The Joker.
November 14th, 2005 at 5:13 pm
Oh good, cause it just looks…dumb.
November 14th, 2005 at 8:26 pm
But why on earth would somebody pay thousands of dollars to be made ugly? You can buy lots of nice shoes, or lots of shoes for the children of Africa instead… “Stars” can be so stupid.
November 14th, 2005 at 9:33 pm
I’d been calling it the Natalie Holloway Look.
November 15th, 2005 at 12:34 am
Maurina, by saying, “Please don’t condone the use of smoky eyes, the Manolo,” you’re asking Manolo to not forgive the use of smoky eyes. Judging from the rest of your comment, you actually LIKE the smoky eye effect and yet, you’re telling him to condemn it. hmm…..
For a stylist, Zoe is pretty much a one-trick pony.
November 15th, 2005 at 9:10 am
Never teh Bride, you are correct! Mary Kate DOES look exactly like The Joker. I kind of feel for Chelsea, though. She looks like a “regular” girl who was thrust into the spotlight, trying to emulate and fit in with the “in” crowd, but not being endowed with the good bone structure or physique of celebrities, ends up only looking somewhat silly.
November 15th, 2005 at 1:53 pm
I love Chelsea Clinton. She’s a girl with some class. No drunken bashes ending in DUI or arrest for her, nope. It’s university, a suitable boyfriend and understated (and unasked for) celebrity. She could wear sackcloth and ashes and I’d still love her, so I hope this is a simple slip that will be quickly corrected.
As for the other girls, is anyone else eerily reminded of Stepford Wives? Everyone looking alike?
November 16th, 2005 at 9:40 am
La BellaDonna agrees with the Christina; and to her, it seems as if the Chelsea Clinton’s dramatic eyes are not in the same category as the little Hollywood clones.
La BellaDonna, she has read with some amusement the ukases of the beauty pundits, who proclaim the emphasising of the one feature (Just the Eyes! or Just the Lips!) over the balance of the total look, and she has gone on serenely wearing her red lipstick with the black eyeliner for the many, many years. Sometimes the shade of red, it varies; sometimes the amount of the eyeliner, it various, depending on La BellaDonna’s mood; but always, La BellaDonna she wears the lipstick AND the eyeliner, opting for a balanced, polished look, rather than the fad of the moment (the Rachel Zoe look, it should be accessorized with the toe tag). The eyeliner, it will have to be pried out of La BellaDonna’s cold, dead fingers. The only time La BellaDonna, she has not applied the careful eyeliner, was when the eyelids, they were recovering from the tattooing.