Cartoon Raccoons

Manolo says, the Chelsea Clinton, she has gone all Rachel Zoe!

Backed into the corner, the sisters Olsen respond with …Super Mecha Rachel Zoe!

Manolo says, the Rachel Zoe look, it is now officially over.








21 Responses to “Cartoon Raccoons”




  1. megaera Says:

    Hallelujah!!!!! Nothing makes the Megaera sadder than looking at someone like Lindsay Lohan, who used to be rather pretty, and who is now a bleached-out popsicle stick!!!
    It’s not that the Megaera doesn’t understand that there are indeed a handful of women who are petite and skinnier than rails, she just doesn’t believe that all these women walking up the red carpet were born that way. And how, if Rachel Zoe is Salma Hayek’s stylist, does Salma Hayek not look like a popsicle????? Perhaps because she is unwilling to refuse all food that passes her lips?




  2. kim Says:

    Does MK look a little fat to you in this picture? Just a little chubby. JOKING! Yes, the Chelsea Clinton is the big, huge sign that it’s over.




  3. Maurina Says:

    Although I am not stick thin, my make up consists mainly of black eyeliner and pink blusher. It is my view that it is a classic look that will never go out of style. Please don’t condone the use of smoky eyes, the Manolo. It does wonders to highlight my eyes (which draws attention away from the flabby tummy). And in my religion (ISLAM- surprise surprise), lining the eyes with black kohl is a very encouraged thing to do. However, I love the blog and I have 67 pairs of shoes. I am only 19. God help me.




  4. ClothesHoarse » Zooming Zoe Says:

    […] achel Zoe look—raccoon eyes on a bobble head—trickles down to Chelsea Clinton, it’s over. (We’re not so sure. See Kate’s maquillage in the post below. […]




  5. lafata Says:

    Cripes! I thought it was the Twins!




  6. tigg Says:

    There’s a right way and a wrong way to do kohled eyes.

    This is the wrong way.




  7. Victor Says:

    Sir, I wonder if Miss Clinton might have had eyelash extensions glued to her old lashes. According to this morning’s Washington Post EXPRESS (Page 36), thick eyeliner helps, “hide the false-lash strip edges…”.




  8. The Charlotte Allen Says:

    Jessica Simpson has also gotten into the Rachel Zoe raccoon-eye look. Not good.




  9. pdb Says:

    Melissa Raccon! It is you!

    (Non-Canadians will find this puzzling).




  10. Bubbles Says:

    I thought I was the only one consumed with hatred for the Rachel Zoe look. I thought it was only me that was beginning to be incapable of telling apart Ashley/ Mary Kate/ Nicole / Lindsay. Any stylist that changes beautiful (dare I say HEALTHY looking) Lindsay Lohan into a straw-haired, flat-chested bobble-head doll should be condemned to death. Or at least forced to use her last name, less than mellifluous as it is




  11. Sylvana Says:

    I thought I was the only one consumed with hatred for the Rachel Zoe look. I thought it was only me that was beginning to be incapable of telling apart Ashley/ Mary Kate/ Nicole / Lindsay. Any stylist that changes beautiful (dare I say HEALTHY looking) Lindsay Lohan into a straw-haired, flat-chested bobble-head doll should be condemned to death. Or at least forced to use her last name, less than mellifluous as it is




  12. zippy Says:

    The 60s’ look is dead and gone girls. Get over it, We boomers are pushing 60 and want to forget those days, (if we have any sense!)




  13. Kiki Belle Says:

    Several years ago Chelsea Clinton was photographed at a Versace show with Gwyneth Paltrow and Madge. At that time, she had already adopted the look of blackened rims. As to the Rachel Zoe “look”, it’s amusing because it seems to be based upon my collection of old bridesmaid’s dresses from the 70’s! Rachel Zoe, are you trying to steal my look??




  14. Never teh Bride Says:

    Mary Kate looks oddly like The Joker.




  15. Wickwire Says:

    Oh good, cause it just looks…dumb.




  16. Andromeda Says:

    But why on earth would somebody pay thousands of dollars to be made ugly? You can buy lots of nice shoes, or lots of shoes for the children of Africa instead… “Stars” can be so stupid.




  17. annie Says:

    I’d been calling it the Natalie Holloway Look.




  18. enygma Says:

    Maurina, by saying, “Please don’t condone the use of smoky eyes, the Manolo,” you’re asking Manolo to not forgive the use of smoky eyes. Judging from the rest of your comment, you actually LIKE the smoky eye effect and yet, you’re telling him to condemn it. hmm…..

    For a stylist, Zoe is pretty much a one-trick pony.




  19. VeddyVeddyBadAng Says:

    Never teh Bride, you are correct! Mary Kate DOES look exactly like The Joker. I kind of feel for Chelsea, though. She looks like a “regular” girl who was thrust into the spotlight, trying to emulate and fit in with the “in” crowd, but not being endowed with the good bone structure or physique of celebrities, ends up only looking somewhat silly.




  20. Christina Says:

    I love Chelsea Clinton. She’s a girl with some class. No drunken bashes ending in DUI or arrest for her, nope. It’s university, a suitable boyfriend and understated (and unasked for) celebrity. She could wear sackcloth and ashes and I’d still love her, so I hope this is a simple slip that will be quickly corrected.
    As for the other girls, is anyone else eerily reminded of Stepford Wives? Everyone looking alike?




  21. La BellaDonna Says:

    La BellaDonna agrees with the Christina; and to her, it seems as if the Chelsea Clinton’s dramatic eyes are not in the same category as the little Hollywood clones.

    La BellaDonna, she has read with some amusement the ukases of the beauty pundits, who proclaim the emphasising of the one feature (Just the Eyes! or Just the Lips!) over the balance of the total look, and she has gone on serenely wearing her red lipstick with the black eyeliner for the many, many years. Sometimes the shade of red, it varies; sometimes the amount of the eyeliner, it various, depending on La BellaDonna’s mood; but always, La BellaDonna she wears the lipstick AND the eyeliner, opting for a balanced, polished look, rather than the fad of the moment (the Rachel Zoe look, it should be accessorized with the toe tag). The eyeliner, it will have to be pried out of La BellaDonna’s cold, dead fingers. The only time La BellaDonna, she has not applied the careful eyeliner, was when the eyelids, they were recovering from the tattooing.










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